By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
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jeffandjeff 22

Fight her

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Gravenmuir 18

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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jeffandjeff 22

Fight her

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Baby_Wafflez 6
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(sits here watching) dis gon b gud

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orbit 22

Why fight, he just needs to get to the Doritos first, lick the flavoring off, and put them back. An eye for an eye

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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^makes the whole world blind.

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ChristianH39 30

^is a trite and clichéd saying.

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flame5768 14

that awkward moment, when you can only lick off the powder not the flavoring.

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RenoTheRhino 30

So now, you have just plain tortilla chips!

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False_Stupidity 41
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Saliva flavoured tortilla chips...

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Watchdog100 1
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The best flavor!

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sergei_yusef 11
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With sister spit on them.

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MidnaLink 33
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Crazc 15
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.... So?

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FracturedMinds 21
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Maybe his sister licks his chips too. This might not be a singular occurance.

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MidnaLink 33
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Only child. I just found that EXTREMELY gross to read after eating.

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Helpfulman 17
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@36 Most people would be disgusted WHILE eating, not after.

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Zoldyck 17
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Like you said, that's -most- people.

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Gravenmuir 18

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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ThepurpleCow 19
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Next time you get Doritos make them UUUUBER spicy so when she licks em she won't lick em again.

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noobienick 19
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And how exactly would one go about making them spicy?

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Zebediabolical 39
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Pour in some habanero powder. Add sriracha. Add chopped up hot pepper seeds. Dump in some of those hot pepper flakes from cosco. Need any more ideas?

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Meettitan 14
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Pour in a bottle of Tabasco, shake the bag, and walk away.

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weveallbeenthere 30
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ghost pepper powder, doesn't get hotter than that.

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nevergetsfirst 11
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There's a pepper which is the primary component in pepper spray. Use that? She won't go anywhere near chips ever again

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DropTheDaggerxx 31
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Use a Peruvian puff pepper.

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laden_swallow09 34
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54- Uhh, ANY spicy peppers have capsaicin, which is the main ingredient in spray.

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NLM22 14
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what if she likes spicy foods?

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sergei_yusef 11
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#15 tobasco isn't that hot .-.

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sergei_yusef 11
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And #44 you can get hotter, the scorpion pepper is at least twice as hot ranking at 2.2 mil. on the Scoville Scale while ghost is at 1.3 mil, and the reaper pepper is even hotter. And you can get hotter than that. I don't recommend this stuff because it is ONLY for experimental use or decoration saying "yeah, I got some spicy shit", but there is Blair's 16 million reserve.

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Khaleesi_26 30
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Did you find that out after you ate some Doritos? That's gross.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

So people aren't suppose to do that?

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Fiorella1 19
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No #7, they aren't.

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mbwilks 10
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Hahaha. If they are your chips you can do whatever you want with them. But if you share them with the people you live with then you probably should not do that haha.

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Rizzen 27
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thats fucking repulsive

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MandyMeow_fml 18
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This is why we can't have nice things! She should have her Dorito privileges suspended until she eats them the normal way.

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garrett_8614 14
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Or at least throw them away instead of putting them back in the bag, that's fucking disgusting

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orbit 22

NO. Doritos can't be wasted like that! She is unworthy.

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08zw 19
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She can't eat them the normal way if she can't eat Doritos because her Doritos privileges are suspended :/

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kingdomgirl94 28
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I like to lick the flavouring off too but I eat the fucking chip after I do that!!

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False_Stupidity 41
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I'm hoping that you found this out by seeing her doing it and not by eating Doritos and wondering why they were a bit soggy and there was no flavour.

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