By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
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Gravenmuir 18

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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orbit 22

Why fight, he just needs to get to the Doritos first, lick the flavoring off, and put them back. An eye for an eye

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ChristianH39 30

^is a trite and clichéd saying.

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flame5768 14

that awkward moment, when you can only lick off the powder not the flavoring.

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MidnaLink 33

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FracturedMinds 21

Maybe his sister licks his chips too. This might not be a singular occurance.

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MidnaLink 33

Only child. I just found that EXTREMELY gross to read after eating.

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Helpfulman 17

@36 Most people would be disgusted WHILE eating, not after.

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Gravenmuir 18

Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.

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ThepurpleCow 19

Next time you get Doritos make them UUUUBER spicy so when she licks em she won't lick em again.

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noobienick 19

And how exactly would one go about making them spicy?

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Zebediabolical 39

Pour in some habanero powder. Add sriracha. Add chopped up hot pepper seeds. Dump in some of those hot pepper flakes from cosco. Need any more ideas?

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Meettitan 14

Pour in a bottle of Tabasco, shake the bag, and walk away.

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weveallbeenthere 30

ghost pepper powder, doesn't get hotter than that.

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nevergetsfirst 11

There's a pepper which is the primary component in pepper spray. Use that? She won't go anywhere near chips ever again

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laden_swallow09 34

54- Uhh, ANY spicy peppers have capsaicin, which is the main ingredient in spray.

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sergei_yusef 11

And #44 you can get hotter, the scorpion pepper is at least twice as hot ranking at 2.2 mil. on the Scoville Scale while ghost is at 1.3 mil, and the reaper pepper is even hotter. And you can get hotter than that. I don't recommend this stuff because it is ONLY for experimental use or decoration saying "yeah, I got some spicy shit", but there is Blair's 16 million reserve.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Did you find that out after you ate some Doritos? That's gross.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

So people aren't suppose to do that?

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mbwilks 10

Hahaha. If they are your chips you can do whatever you want with them. But if you share them with the people you live with then you probably should not do that haha.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

This is why we can't have nice things! She should have her Dorito privileges suspended until she eats them the normal way.

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garrett_8614 14

Or at least throw them away instead of putting them back in the bag, that's ******* disgusting

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orbit 22

NO. Doritos can't be wasted like that! She is unworthy.

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08zw 19

She can't eat them the normal way if she can't eat Doritos because her Doritos privileges are suspended :/

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kingdomgirl94 29

I like to lick the flavouring off too but I eat the ******* chip after I do that!!

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False_Stupidity 41

I'm hoping that you found this out by seeing her doing it and not by eating Doritos and wondering why they were a bit soggy and there was no flavour.

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