Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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termsofbroken 0
happy birthday!
ManiacsRose 10
Honestly...I think he secretly loves you poster. I mean, what bully actually remembers the person's birthday unless they have some feelings for them? They say that when a man (or woman) bullies another person, it means they like them. Normally it's during prepubescent years, but it might be different for someone who has been in the closet for 16 odd years.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You've been watching too much Glee.
diaz5 1
**** hiz or herz shit up
kimmi41509 10
change your number dummy.
froufrou7 3
invite him at you house, drug him then suck his dick until he cums in your mouth.
ILoveVilleValo 0
you mean high school "stalker" op.?
krista2009 0
sounds like a stalker. stop holding grudges wow
snegec 7
Next year when he calls, be polite and nice and tell him in a respectful tone that your phone calls are monitored because of his behaviour and the criminal investigation unit should be knocking on his door about this time tomorrow to have a chat about "privacy" and "threats". Then hang up the phone on him, call the cops, report harassment and have his number traced. OR Have his number traced and have 4 people put a bag over his face and beat the shit out of him and demand his lunch money.
KKMH 3
go find him and kick his bitch ass, u r 34 u can by a gun jk
daniel1991 0
cmon stand up for yourself dude!