By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
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CareFace 16

Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)

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MarkFeehily 0

happy birthday! :D

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DesB 7

Oh no! She needs to wait at least till tomorrow!

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IshotJFK 0

what if she takes the 300 and adds to it to buy you a sweet present then gives you the money back

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fatgirllovesfml 0

now that what we call a "Surprise present"

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elliedanceteam 0

oh just let her have it. think about what she has done for you. cook clean birth buy you stuff sending you to shool or giving you an education;ect just think about it

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massacreman3000 1

to all the people saying the mother spent more than that, she knew what she was getting into when she had a kid.

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chosenen 6

This felt more like a "that's sad" than "fyl". Your mom must be in a pretty shitty situation to do that :(

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Bobissmall 13

1. OPs mother is selfish, isn't that obvious? 2. You have children, you pay for them until they are of age. 3. OP owes their mother nothing.

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Bobissmall 13

******* reply system... that was to #69, sorry.

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prismis 0

be thankful she's coming to see you. and call it an early mothers day present instead. $300 is nothing compared to the amount she spent raising your selfish ass!!

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