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By  McMan  |  23

Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

By  perdix  |  29

I hope you're going to bartending school. Your mom could sure use your skills and she could help you with your homework -- a great mother-daughter bonding opportunity.

  perdix  |  29

#33, Yes, you can get a doctoral degree in Mixology.

When you find an M.D. that can whip up a Harvey Wallbanger, you're dealing with a bartending school graduate.

  sinking_fish  |  12

Lmfao... "It's five in the morning. Conversation got boring. I masturbated in a sock. So, I snuck off to your bedroom. Then it clogged my washer."...I don't think that's how the song goes sillies! :p