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By  McMan

Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

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#33, Yes, you can get a doctoral degree in Mixology. When you find an M.D. that can whip up a Harvey Wallbanger, you're dealing with a bartending school graduate.

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M. D. can stand either for Medicinae Doctor or Mixologiae Doctor. The confusion is cleared up once the martini is poured.

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Lmfao... "It's five in the morning. Conversation got boring. I masturbated in a sock. So, I snuck off to your bedroom. Then it clogged my washer."...I don't think that's how the song goes sillies! :p

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