By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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McMan 23

Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

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MuziKMajoR 5

And I graduated and I'm married thanks for missing my life mom I hate u *walks up the stairs in anger*

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ClassyCommando 13

Graduated, married and still living with his alcoholic mother? Sounds like a recipe for fail.

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naughtia 14

Just smile and nod next time, don't waste half an hour

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Gbtel 0

Anyone else realize that the 18th was a Saturday?

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dreamer9614 3

I posted that the day I saw this lol but it's not on here!

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perdix 29

I hope you're going to bartending school. Your mom could sure use your skills and she could help you with your homework -- a great mother-daughter bonding opportunity.

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1awliet 8

I didn't know bartending schools existed.

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perdix 29

#33, Yes, you can get a doctoral degree in Mixology. When you find an M.D. that can whip up a Harvey Wallbanger, you're dealing with a bartending school graduate.

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conqueror57 11

All M.D.s have been to medical school. A Ph.D. Perhaps.

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perdix 29

M. D. can stand either for Medicinae Doctor or Mixologiae Doctor. The confusion is cleared up once the martini is poured.

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kingsley_fml 8

Did she get it by 5:30?

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kingsley_fml 8

Lol, I was confused as to whether she started at 4:30 and it ended up turning 5:00 or if she started this nonsense at 5:00. No need to get snotty over FML.

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maronofhearts 19

Why would she take a half hour to explain it was 5 if it was 4:30? Think before you post

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DontModMeDammit 10

It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lol homer said something like that in an episode but i forget most of it xD

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FMLbeginner 0

It's also happy hour somewhere... But not here. [takes another swig]

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Blue_berry_594 0

Sucks to suck. I wouldn't have tried to explain...

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AdamBasebal69 0

Its 5 o'clock in the morning.

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flockz 19

i masterbated into a sock.

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natashax21 5

So I snuck off to your bedroom.

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flockz 19

then it clogged my washer.

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sinking_fish 12

Lmfao... "It's five in the morning. Conversation got boring. I masturbated in a sock. So, I snuck off to your bedroom. Then it clogged my washer."...I don't think that's how the song goes sillies! :p

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questionsarecool 10

I can emphasize with OP... The same thing happened with me before my parents passed on. Except for me it was 7:00pm.

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smallsmerry123 5

Show her your homework, call her a bitch, and leave.

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xxmel 6

We have a badass over here.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Beer: the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

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