Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
CareFace 16
Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)
MarkFeehily 0
happy birthday! :D
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Comments (115)
grdianknight 0
classy mom you got there
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
You right but Im talking about human to be decent at least to the parents. what kind a pig need to be to not give your mom some money if you have, better spend it for another **** or spend it at the bar. well you can invite your mom to the bar...... damn
csmouton 3
hell no you better smack her and tell her to come back on Monday
luckyduckling 0
Happy Birthday??
peachezthelette 22
my bday was yesterday too n u kno wat I got? bitched at by EVERYONE
skatrgirl96 4
tht suxx well try to enjoy the rest of ur bday
xcrazyforyouu 2
Happy Birthday
hihowudern 0
it's my birthday tooo
Just_ol_Kole 0
well happy birthday!
elservas 0
get out of the house!!
amarie2009 22
Two options , first get out of the house, have a nice meal, go see a movie, visit some friends and let your mom stand in front off a closed door!! Or option two have a backbone, tell her "no" when she comes over.