By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
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CareFace 16

Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)

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MarkFeehily 0

happy birthday! :D

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BamBarBiYaKergud 2

You right but Im talking about human to be decent at least to the parents. what kind a pig need to be to not give your mom some money if you have, better spend it for another **** or spend it at the bar. well you can invite your mom to the bar...... damn

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csmouton 3

hell no you better smack her and tell her to come back on Monday

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peachezthelette 22

my bday was yesterday too n u kno wat I got? bitched at by EVERYONE

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skatrgirl96 4

tht suxx well try to enjoy the rest of ur bday

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amarie2009 22

Two options , first get out of the house, have a nice meal, go see a movie, visit some friends and let your mom stand in front off a closed door!! Or option two have a backbone, tell her "no" when she comes over.

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