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Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)
Hahahahahahaaa.
You're calling your mother a big hole? I wouldn't hand THAT on a card for mothers day..
lol #28
happy birthday OP & 95, it's also my birthday :)
But it's her fault...
Don't whine, at least she came to see you.
Why are you so ungrateful.
my mum tried to take money from me once, I told her she would have to work for it. long story short that's how I got my extension built
No-one finds your comments funny. Please rethink your strategy to get likes.
congrats you just made it to the top of my "must kill list". I hope you're happy.
you know, legally he's allowed to call the police
that's a legitimate death threat
oh no somebody call the wambulances!!!
Please just stop you are tuning family guy for everyone because even the viewers have the logic to know he only uses Internet for ****. Please gtfo FML and do that since you seem to idolize him so much.
Ruining*
dude shut up... no one likes a firestarter as for OP, sucks to be you (srs) but birthdays are relatively unimportant anyways. i didnt celebrate my 18th
all I have to say to that ilazy, is firefox is shit and Internet explorer is way better lol
All I have to say is the similarity between you and Peter griffin is the lack of IQ.
you missed our rugged good looks and our awesomeness? i count 3 similarities :)
Our? Nah you're just a wannabe. So I guess you're a 200kg man with a ********-shaped chin and is stupid enough to drink diesel as a replacement for red bull thinking it is fuel for your body?
stupid? you mean ingenious! i can get 1 litre of diesel for $1 but only 350ml of redbull for $3. yes my liver will take a hit but hey that's why I pay for health insurance.
I love how with that statement you actively called yourself idiotic
Now I know your full of it firefox is shit and Internet explorer is way better in what universe lol .
STFU about Firefox. Firefox is hot and IE's not, Troll. IE doesn't do shit but get viruses and loads too slowly. Get a life, you loser.
81: taking Internet commentary too seriously.
I loath you with every fiber of my being
just shut up.
Aww :( Other than that, I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)
wow your mom sucks - I hate it when parents do that
Your mom spent way more than $300 for your caprices when you were a child. Payback time.
agreed
Yes, you're right. Make sure you buy him PS3 with a 46" flat HDTV when he asks for on his 6th birthday, a Wii for his 7th, an expensive car for his 16th, college money and so on. Later on you never know what life can bring. Few years ago many people lost their retirement money, or God forbid any medical condition it may occur, etc. Kids will be the first where you will go for help. Trust me for that. It happened to me with my parents and I was proud to help them.
She could be dead tomorrow for all you know so be grateful she's visiting.
...wow.
It's true.
mon is mom. u did right thing if u gave her money. she gave u much more than 300.
you don't owe your parents anything, they are supposed to raise you without being a drain on your hard earned resources in life
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Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)
happy birthday! :D