Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML
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Top comments
ThePK 5
I care. Because of him, I am able to see all of that hot, juicy, beef in the food ****. Thank you, sir.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. Then ground him. *rolls eyes*
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Comments (93)
kidsgotastinky 11
How does he ruin it? Just because he takes a pic of it? Grow up
azwethinkweiz87 11
Least he takes you out for dinner I suppose? Never understood people instagramming their food though...
simsgirlgem 25
unless he screamed like a lunatic while taking the photo you really need to stop complaining
Alicestraza 33
I love that anything remotely negative is getting thumbed down. People sure are defensive over their food pictures. Using your phone at dinner is rude, regardless of the reason.
Sir_drink_alot 20
People aren't defensive over the food, they are defensive Because the op is being intolerant and silly. There is no way that her boyfriend taking 5 seconds out of the meal to take a photo hurts her, but that is the problem with society today, people are so intolerant of the slightest flaw in their partner.
thesubbybubbies 9
What man takes Instagram pics of food? Wtf...
Quiltme00 18
By now you can slap the phone away and yell FACEBOOK OR ELSEEE!!!!!!
MrsDruidess 23
but if you dont force yourself to care, maybe his next wife will. It cant be all that bad
markuskind 7
How would that ruin your dinner?
Futacy 30
"OMG, everyone, look at my pasta! Isn't it so sexy?" "Honey, I-" "Yeah I know, wait... HAHA! I have to tweet about this."
kayteakay 26
There must be some underlying issues if him taking a picture of his food bothers you enough to ruin a whole meal.
Altrnate_Reality 14
wow, that's a little harsh of you, op..