Health, Covidiot, Corononavirus and Masks: Stay safe out there

Stay safe out there

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, for the third time in less than a week, my dumbass roommate has a bunch of friends over. None of them are wearing masks and I don't feel comfortable leaving my room. I'm fucking starving and can't go to the kitchen to get food. The idiot is a fucking nursing major. FML

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By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

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Bad diet

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Verona

Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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Biohazard

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I have to spray the kitchen whenever my new roommate cooks. Not only can he not cook, but what he usually makes is some godawful concoction of ramen noodles, canned tuna, Tuna Helper, and Ranch dressing for himself. The stink alone is enough to make me choke, but he smokes the entire time he makes it. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 03:48 - United States

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML

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By apparentlythereisnokarma - 01/01/2013 21:00 - Canada - Didsbury

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

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Unrequited and stuck

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 02:00

Today, I'm crushing so hard on my male roommate that I've basically become a doormat for him. Meanwhile, he's on the phone for hours with the pretty girl he met over Tinder. I feel pathetic, stupid and jealous, which I have no right to be. Worst part, we're still quarantined together. FML

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 21 February 2021 5:04

Well before the pandemic, people weren't dying simply by socializing so probably not.

toodamntall 9

Sunday 21 February 2021 2:01

Wearing masks are more about stopping you from passing the virus to someone else than they are stopping you from getting the virus (but it does that too). OP wearing a mask won't do jack sh*t if one of their roommate's friends has coughed Covid all over the kitchen counter, will it.

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SM79 6

Sunday 21 February 2021 1:02

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mas12806 24

Sunday 21 February 2021 1:38

Safer when it’s masks on all

toodamntall 9

Sunday 21 February 2021 2:01

Ambrily 27

Sunday 21 February 2021 6:34

Did someone wearing a mask hurt you, dude?

Hangryko 29

Sunday 21 February 2021 17:06

Anti-masker idiot.

Glitterbaby2613 20

Sunday 21 February 2021 1:14

did it really matter to u before the pandemic 😏

Levi2411 41

Sunday 21 February 2021 5:04

Well before the pandemic, people weren't dying simply by socializing so probably not.

Glitterbaby2613 20

Sunday 21 February 2021 5:13

true

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 February 2021 2:15

"******* Nursing?" There's a degree program for that? Do they have to do a practi-cum? I just thought all that hospital-themed **** used ordinary talent, but it makes sense they'd used specialists.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 21 February 2021 3:36

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mando 10

Sunday 21 February 2021 5:58

If they aren't comfortable leaving the room, I would guess that they also are uncomfortable with stores and grubhub, that there would be more germs or covid issues there. Idk.

bound101 7

Sunday 21 February 2021 7:30

Talk to your roommates about the inappropriate exposure. Probably they care greatly about your health and had a temporary lapse of judgement, wanting to feel normal for a brief moment after being isolated so long. I doubt there was any ill will intended, they were probably just wanting to have fun and play around like normal people do. Don't let them be insensitive to your needs, communicate a way to coexist peacefully while staying healthy.

Grizz8831 14

Sunday 21 February 2021 16:16

call bylaw. your roommate sounds like an ass, and I have no sympathy for people getting fines for this. too many people are stupid enough to not see the problem, and it keeps killing people. even the ones that survive bad cases come out with holes in their lungs and other lifelong issues. masks are cheap, and anyone saying it's a directional plot to control everyone should give up their spot in common society... read medical reports, not news edited government funded "private third-party" reports...