Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML
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Top comments
ThePK 5
I care. Because of him, I am able to see all of that hot, juicy, beef in the food ****. Thank you, sir.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. Then ground him. *rolls eyes*
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Comments (93)
token_blackguy 18
The key to stopping a man from doing stupid things you don't like. Is to stop sex.
graceinsheepwear 34
At least until you get out of the restaurant.
Mookiisfabulous 15
I admit, I do it when I go out for once in a blue food at a fancy restaurant... I like seeing food on instagram specially when someone made it their self and it looks so yummy!
Mookiisfabulous 15
Blue moon* ... Why did my phone autocorrected moon to food?
aimeecuria 9
#foodporn #swag #yolo
Shenannigoats 16
How anal do you have to be that something so small would ruin an entire dinner for you? Geez.
ChaoticQuiet 11
Are you sure you didn't marry a hipster?
BrettB321 15
What's his username? I would love to see what he is eating just like everyone else on Instagram ?
spookyboy 20
That's a little pretentious to say he ruined dinner by taking a picture of his food. It's not like he climbed on the table and took a shit. Now that would ruin a dinner.
fantasyworld 39
That's annoying but I wouldn't go as far as to say he ruined it.