Sigma

By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 553
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He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

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He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

OP's just upset because he/she isn't the Alpha

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

I'm pretty sure the dog was training him.

"I am the master commander!"

I smell a midlife crisis...

Assert your dominance and tell them both to go to bed.

Wtf is wrong with the new buttons!

You could try explaining the buttons to him.

why can't I like your reply #9?? it's perfect

It wouldn't hurt to explain the buttons pal

It's FML staff that's why

RedCronos 17

Someone once said "calm and submissive"

He may say that now, but we'll see who's feeding who tomorrow.

I love your dad! ĹOL

Yea, I do this with my dogs. Must be working since I am the alpha male. At least I seem to be most of the time...

#11 Either that or your dogs have better manners than you do :P