Sigma

By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 586
You deserved it 1 728

Same thing different taste

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He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

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He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

OP's just upset because he/she isn't the Alpha

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

I'm pretty sure the dog was training him.

Assert your dominance and tell them both to go to bed.

You could try explaining the buttons to him.

why can't I like your reply #9?? it's perfect

It wouldn't hurt to explain the buttons pal

RedCronos 17

Someone once said "calm and submissive"

He may say that now, but we'll see who's feeding who tomorrow.

Yea, I do this with my dogs. Must be working since I am the alpha male. At least I seem to be most of the time...

#11 Either that or your dogs have better manners than you do :P