Dogs, Parents and Animals: Sigma

Sigma

By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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Vicious dog

By onefmlafteranother - 15/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML

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By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30

Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML

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Good boy

By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By kacysospacyy - 15/07/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML

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Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 20:00

Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML

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Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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MDoremis 38

Monday 11 July 2016 9:53

He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

Crazyjohnb 23

Monday 11 July 2016 9:57

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

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MDoremis 38

Monday 11 July 2016 9:53

He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

Kitcat1234 21

Monday 11 July 2016 16:17

OP's just upset because he/she isn't the Alpha

Crazyjohnb 23

Monday 11 July 2016 9:57

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:29

I'm pretty sure the dog was training him.

ezrocks4u 29

Monday 11 July 2016 9:58

"I am the master commander!"

toastbrot 9

Monday 11 July 2016 9:59

I smell a midlife crisis...

tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 July 2016 10:01

Assert your dominance and tell them both to go to bed.

__doge__ 15

Monday 11 July 2016 10:23

Wtf is wrong with the new buttons!

Bunnyluver 20

Monday 11 July 2016 15:05

You could try explaining the buttons to him.

JETarchitect 32

Tuesday 12 July 2016 0:27

why can't I like your reply #9?? it's perfect

dVwarfare 15

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:25

It wouldn't hurt to explain the buttons pal

will968 15

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:13

It's FML staff that's why

RedCronos 17

Monday 11 July 2016 10:28

Someone once said "calm and submissive"

WebWarrior4991 9

Monday 11 July 2016 10:44

He may say that now, but we'll see who's feeding who tomorrow.

Bearsmomma 30

Monday 11 July 2016 10:57

I love your dad! ĹOL

mooman36 15

Monday 11 July 2016 11:05

Yea, I do this with my dogs. Must be working since I am the alpha male. At least I seem to be most of the time...

withered 30

Monday 11 July 2016 12:44

#11 Either that or your dogs have better manners than you do :P

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