Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML
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ThePK 5
I care. Because of him, I am able to see all of that hot, juicy, beef in the food ****. Thank you, sir.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. Then ground him. *rolls eyes*
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Comments (93)
_wraith 15
Oh, I totally hate the taste of food after someone's taken a picture of it! C'mon, OP, if it bothers you that much tell him to cut it down or stop all together. It's not really that bad, but if it bothers you so much that it "ruins" the entire meal for you, just tell him to stop, or not to do it with you around.
cloudsofneon 5
It really bothers you that much for someone to take a picture or two before eating? I don't instagram but come on it shouldn't "ruin a meal". It's your fault that you let it bother you so much.
BlitzPKF 10
This is why I hate Instagram and I'm never going to use it.
nadjakale 11
Ok, while I agree that saying the entire dinner was ruined over him taking a picture of it is a bit extreme, he should also respect that it obviously bothers her. To continue to do it after (I assume) she had spoken to him shows a level of immaturity and selfishness similar to what most of you are claiming the OP is showing.
OverBlossomed 22
What is the big deal with Instagram anyway? I'm a teenage girl - nineteen years old - and I don't get it. Really, who cares? Don't have any kids with him, OP!
avapaige1234 19
So, what does having kids have to do with Instagram anyway?
wolfgold2 20
Your husband is a 15 year old girl?
Alitas 11
It's pretty sad that people can't enjoy a nice day anymore without putting something on Facebook or Instagram like it makes your life seem better than everyone else's! I'll admit I like seeing it every once in a while but when people start doing it at every meal & every family event...geeze give it up already and enjoy your life instead of pretending to by posting it!!!
Sir_drink_alot 20
It's called 'social networking' for a reason. The whole purpose of sites like Facebook is to share what is happening with your life, is this a good thing? A bad thing? I don't know, I'm just a turtle, a drunk turtle
DamnBobRoss 4
all the people that think this is normal and acceptable to be taking pictures of your food for their internet friends, let alone using a cell phone during a meal are stupid hipsters...
Erery 16
I though only teenagers made a big deal about that.
Futacy 30
Even we're not that ridiculous, most of us anyway.
avapaige1234 19
In the old days, people used to pray before meals. Now, people take a picture and post it on the Internet before eating. What. Is. Happening.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Well, I don't believe in God. That could be one reason someone doesn't pray at the dinner table or before eating. I have no need too since I don't believe.