Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
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Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML
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Top comments
ThePK 5
I care. Because of him, I am able to see all of that hot, juicy, beef in the food ****. Thank you, sir.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. Then ground him. *rolls eyes*
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Comments (93)
Snooyroxmyworld 5
Just say to him that you would prefer to spend time with him
clueless05 12
This reminds me of the college humor video "Look at this instagram" (Nickelback parody). I recommend watching it for those who haven't.
untouchable763 10
Let him take the picture it will make him look like an idiot. Whenever I see people organizing their drinks and dinner to take a better picture I point and laugh at them because they look so retarded.
Sir_drink_alot 20
They laugh at you, because your vain enough to think that a stranger would care about your opinion. Get a life sir!
cottoncandymango 17
How sad is it that we live in a generation where one must take of picture of their food before eating it?
kglambert24 8
I think there's more important things to worry about
doodlecloud 27
I dunno about you but on the few occasions that I have taken a picture it's because the food looked and tasted exceptional, so it's hardly every meal. Plus, once you eat the food it's gone so, unless the restaurant happens to sell souvenirs, there's no other way to ensure you remember it, so it kinda makes sense. My first thought was 'damn OP must go to a lot of nice restaurants to take 10 photos in a row', not that he simply took photos of every meal.
kayteakay 26
How sad is it that you think this is a big issue?
AboveAll04 14
just like I do when I take a pic of my penis in hoping it looks bigger :(
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Is it really that bad? 1 minute or 2 to take a photo, no biggie... Considering this is FML, there could be a lot weirder, lengthier habits your husband could be doing before eating dinner, OP... >.>
Adorlee 11
#foodporn
Narutosuns2fan 12
Talk to him about it, or just take his phone. No one cares about the food you are eating.
Lil_pink 8
Ask him to please put his phone away when your on a date
Sir_drink_alot 20
Really? Ruined? It takes 5 seconds to take a photo, sure it is silly, but if it makes him happy then who cares? Learn to pick your battles