Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
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Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, my family are refusing to go out to eat with me anymore. Apparently, me liking my food cooked a certain way infuriates them because it delays our order, and makes the wait staff hate us. FML
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Top comments
ThePK 5
I care. Because of him, I am able to see all of that hot, juicy, beef in the food ****. Thank you, sir.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. Then ground him. *rolls eyes*
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Comments (93)
tehdarkness 21
Food pictures rule. Sorry OP, but you shouldn't allow this to ruin your dinner! I'm sure he does worse things that you can get upset about!
ILoveMyArm 15
What is his username? I am always in the mood for some food ****.
Pikawhore 21
I already avoid the Food Network because it makes me hungry. Now Facebook makes me hungry too.
olpally 33
He acts like a 12 year old girl. Take his man card away. Lol. What a tool.
Danielle7994 18
Maybe he keeps taking pictures of his dish from different angles.
Ayanpatel95 7
Well they are following him on it to see his post
SuperDanielNL 23
Politely ask him to stop, if he cares about you he'll stop. Seems the most sensible thing to do.
kayteakay 26
It's childish for her to be so controlling and upset about him taking a photo; let the man do what he likes.
KinkyCurly 13
Could it be that you're just upset that no one hits like on your photos... just his ;)
Accuraxy 10
Either talk to him or learn to deal with it. It's not even that big of a deal anyway in my opinion.
Wowxoxo 17
FYL for eating out so much OP..
graceinsheepwear 34
Some people would love to be able to eat out more.