Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
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beardo8
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FIRST
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emilysanftwsom
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OMG, YOU'RE FIRST, DO YOU WANT A PRIZE OR SOMETHING?
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beardo8
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YDI FOR BEING SECOND
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cherlana32
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What does she deserve?
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Kylias
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EVERYTHING.
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Dabookofnothing
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MLIA
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teamhat
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#1, you are a huge dickface
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jazziue
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well some parents want grandkids not adopted ones
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sevani
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way to be an ass #2
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SeedlessMe
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way to be an ass also, #275
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ryguy997
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YOU SICK HOMO BASTARD!!!
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abcnonamecba
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lol @278
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monkeyspark
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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PatRme
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nice pic 3
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Devikarawr
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ouch.
sucks to be you. =//
sorry that you're mum is uncomfortable with your sexuality.
sucks to be you. =//
sorry that you're mum is uncomfortable with your sexuality.
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cherlana32
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HOLY CRAP YOU WERE FIRST.
My mom would totally do the same thing to me. I'm sorry :(
My mom would totally do the same thing to me. I'm sorry :(
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binaryalice
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duude me too >.>
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Dabamash
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Shit, she sounds scary.
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fegd
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I know right? Her mom sounds like a psycho or something.
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emilysanftwsom
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Posting order doesn't matter because you're a fuckwit.
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emilysanftwsom
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@beardo
I don't really care that I was second, because my username doesn't rhyme with weirdo.
I don't really care that I was second, because my username doesn't rhyme with weirdo.
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danielrp34
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I think you mistyped it so I fixed it.
She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
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Avaquin
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lol
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VampiressMiharu
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I don't get it at all. Help?
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balanceMMX
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Move along... move along.
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mrdblq
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It's neither, she probably just doesn't want to accept it. Sorry though.
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miyon_fml
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I had the same problem when I told my parents I was suicidal, my dad just said 'no your not'. I told him I tried to kill myself once and he said 'no you didnt' and that was the end of it. FYL some parents just cant handle certain things. You got my sympathy
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KevinC69
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What a jerk. Eventually she will come to her senses.
She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.