By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
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caancoha 0

11, YES. After that comment, none others matter. OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.

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danielrp34 7

I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

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emilysanftwsom 0

OMG, YOU'RE FIRST, DO YOU WANT A PRIZE OR SOMETHING?

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cherlana32 0

What does she deserve?

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jazziue 0

well some parents want grandkids not adopted ones

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SeedlessMe 13

way to be an ass also, #275

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ryguy997 0

YOU SICK **** BASTARD!!!

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monkeyspark 6

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Devikarawr 0

ouch. sucks to be you. =// sorry that you're mum is uncomfortable with your sexuality.

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cherlana32 0

HOLY CRAP YOU WERE FIRST. My mom would totally do the same thing to me. I'm sorry :(

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fegd 0

I know right? Her mom sounds like a psycho or something.

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emilysanftwsom 0

Posting order doesn't matter because you're a *******.

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emilysanftwsom 0

@beardo I don't really care that I was second, because my username doesn't rhyme with weirdo.

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danielrp34 7

I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

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VampiressMiharu 0

I don't get it at all. Help?

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balanceMMX 0

Move along... move along.

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mrdblq 6

It's neither, she probably just doesn't want to accept it. Sorry though.

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miyon_fml 0

I had the same problem when I told my parents I was suicidal, my dad just said 'no your not'. I told him I tried to kill myself once and he said 'no you didnt' and that was the end of it. FYL some parents just cant handle certain things. You got my sympathy

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KevinC69 0

What a jerk. Eventually she will come to her senses.

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