FML : Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands...

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Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:44 / United States

Intimacy

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By danielrp34 | 7

#479561 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:39

I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

By caancoha | 0

#479580 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:47

11, YES. After that comment, none others matter. OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.

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By beardo8 | 0

#479535 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:31

FIRST

emilysanftwsom | 0

#479540 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:31

OMG, YOU'RE FIRST, DO YOU WANT A PRIZE OR SOMETHING?

beardo8 | 0

#479552 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:34

YDI FOR BEING SECOND

cherlana32 | 0

#479558 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:36

What does she deserve?

Kylias | 6

#479595 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:54

EVERYTHING.

Dabookofnothing | 0

#479598 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:56

MLIA

teamhat | 0

#481987 - Thursday 13 August 2009 05:45

#1, you are a huge dickface

jazziue | 0

#914888 - Thursday 4 March 2010 10:46

well some parents want grandkids not adopted ones

sevani | 0

#926852 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 01:31

way to be an ass #2

SeedlessMe | 13

#932133 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 02:19

way to be an ass also, #275

ryguy997 | 0

#938401 - Friday 12 March 2010 06:13

YOU SICK HOMO BASTARD!!!

abcnonamecba | 0

#1029351 - Sunday 13 June 2010 10:49

lol @278

By monkeyspark | 6

#479541 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:31

WERE YOU!?

PatRme | 9

#1030022 - Monday 14 June 2010 06:11

nice pic 3

By Devikarawr | 0

#479548 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:33

ouch. sucks to be you. =// sorry that you're mum is uncomfortable with your sexuality.

By cherlana32 | 0

#479551 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:34

HOLY CRAP YOU WERE FIRST. My mom would totally do the same thing to me. I'm sorry :(

binaryalice | 0

#480772 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 09:42

duude me too >.>

By Dabamash | 0

#479553 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:35

Shit, she sounds scary.

fegd | 0

#481219 - Thursday 13 August 2009 12:17

I know right? Her mom sounds like a psycho or something.

By emilysanftwsom | 0

#479557 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:36

Posting order doesn't matter because you're a fuckwit.

By emilysanftwsom | 0

#479559 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:37

@beardo I don't really care that I was second, because my username doesn't rhyme with weirdo.

By danielrp34 | 7

#479561 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:39

I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

Avaquin | 0

#480160 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:43

lol

VampiressMiharu | 0

#480390 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 07:36

I don't get it at all. Help?

balanceMMX | 0

#484025 - Thursday 13 August 2009 10:40

Move along... move along.

By mrdblq | 6

#479574 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:44

It's neither, she probably just doesn't want to accept it. Sorry though.

miyon_fml | 0

#480652 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 08:55

I had the same problem when I told my parents I was suicidal, my dad just said 'no your not'. I told him I tried to kill myself once and he said 'no you didnt' and that was the end of it. FYL some parents just cant handle certain things. You got my sympathy