By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
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lil_lucy23 0

is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

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studentwoes 2

I will never understand why so many people who post on FML feel the need to write just awkward sentences. Why not just write "when Miss Virginia was crowned Miss America"?

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Bl4ck_1c3 2

omg I was first... my parents would be so proud

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tomc666 0

wall it's your fault u dumbutt ass pirate why wer u watch it in ferst place!!!!

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deadsrs 0

you don't consider yourself a "mans man" do you op? lol

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OMGoriginality 0

LOL #69 EPIC WIN

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qb3333 0

I'm pretty sure all the executives of FML do is go through the comments and laugh at how retarted these arguments are.

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jmcvey02 0

Hey Tomc666, how about you learn how to spell before you speak. Also, why would you watch the show in the first place? Your fault.

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Okie7123 0

You're also going to be posting an FML when you get your hospital bill...

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megastupid 0

w8 nevermind. I was tired and not reading usernames

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bradsr0138 0

no sir, I believe you are mistaken about the "man" part!

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jtm333 0

this is a fail so epic, it's almost a win

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omgcookeys 15

I bet you're still a "Virginia" ;D

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Volcan_fml 22

OP, screw what everyone says. You don't have to be a woman to enjoy pageants, and you don't have to be gay. **** gender roles, do what makes you happy.

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screwball111 0

this is not gay! I think it's manly! I love miss America! I look forward to it more than the American idol season finale! :) ~ yur welcome!

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Starchild21 3

Holy shit if you're not wearing makeup and sporting a tramp stamp!

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WreckerGirl 4

Why would he be gay??? Miss America pageants are full of smoking hot women. He probably wanted to get his jollys off to Miss Virginia.

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iwadasn 32

It's not that he was watching it, it's that he was so concerned about who won.

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lil_lucy23 0

is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

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monsieur 0

lmao! I could not stop laughin at this comment

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coco0123 0

ouuta all of dese comments no1 mentioned ah "feel bettah" or "ouch" .. lmfao .. anywayy buddy ; feel bettah ;X

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Starchild21 3

That's because you're retarded. However we can speak in a better sense for you: DERRRR DUM DUM DIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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KaylieBieber13 0

u r ****** upp!!!

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Candissimo 13

I don't either

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