By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 455
You deserved it 34 568

Same thing different taste

Top comments

is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

I will never understand why so many people who post on FML feel the need to write just awkward sentences. Why not just write "when Miss Virginia was crowned Miss America"?


omg I was first... my parents would be so proud

wall it's your fault u dumbutt ass pirate why wer u watch it in ferst place!!!!

you don't consider yourself a "mans man" do you op? lol

OMGoriginality 0

I'm pretty sure all the executives of FML do is go through the comments and laugh at how retarted these arguments are.

Hey Tomc666, how about you learn how to spell before you speak. Also, why would you watch the show in the first place? Your fault.

Okie7123 0

You're also going to be posting an FML when you get your hospital bill...

w8 nevermind. I was tired and not reading usernames

no sir, I believe you are mistaken about the "man" part!

jtm333 0

this is a fail so epic, it's almost a win

omgcookeys 15

I bet you're still a "Virginia" ;D

Volcan_fml 22

OP, screw what everyone says. You don't have to be a woman to enjoy pageants, and you don't have to be gay. **** gender roles, do what makes you happy.

screwball111 0

this is not gay! I think it's manly! I love miss America! I look forward to it more than the American idol season finale! :) ~ yur welcome!

Holy shit if you're not wearing makeup and sporting a tramp stamp!

Why would he be gay??? Miss America pageants are full of smoking hot women. He probably wanted to get his jollys off to Miss Virginia.

It's not that he was watching it, it's that he was so concerned about who won.

is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

monsieur 0

lmao! I could not stop laughin at this comment

ouuta all of dese comments no1 mentioned ah "feel bettah" or "ouch" .. lmfao .. anywayy buddy ; feel bettah ;X

That's because you're retarded. However we can speak in a better sense for you: DERRRR DUM DUM DIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Candissimo 13