Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Scubanaut 13
Did you quit her cold turkey?
Bwcoleman222 5
"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"
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Comments (156)
nokturn_fml 11
:(
worldclassrager 41
I think a little bread and some vegetables would be better... Well I think she learned not to say that again...
themonesterman 12
Excuse me for the unnessecary, rude comment, but that is priceless.
Sirmrcrowley 12
Lol you should've said hold on, then came back with a fist full of stove top stuffing!! "Hold on bitch! You may feel a tingle!!" Ok, sorry everyone....
mld4657 28
Well go get some soggy wet bread and stuff it up her ass...
NineeCat 32
That's pretty hot...not kidding lol no shame!
derek4 1
Funny she mentioned turkey when she probably looks more like roast beef down there.
vikky538 29
that's gross...
kurodansei 16
Not an FML, girls wants D and is able to express it. Now you get back in there and stuff her!
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