Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13
Did you quit her cold turkey?
Bwcoleman222 5
"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"
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Comments (156)
WTFJRW22 2
Freaking hilarious!
Brendabieber94 5
Hahaha OMG!!
skinflint 6
I would've laughed my ass off. I wouldn't have stopped and I would definitely still been able to finish. My wife and I have that type of sexy funny anything goes relationship in the bedroom
fuf_fml 1
omfg i cant breathe
darkfireflame 15
You should have yelled back "Don't tell me what to do!" and walked out.
sweetsuger101 6
turkey..damn. she must be really looking forward to Thanksgiving then.
DogStew 20
That's kind of hot.
marzforlife 8
Happy thanksgiving...
pllgleek 4
Ninja0718 8
That's what happens when you date a country girl. FYL