Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Scubanaut 13
Did you quit her cold turkey?
Bwcoleman222 5
"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"
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Comments (156)
goatfarminmama 0
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday ;-) look @ it this way, easiest turkey you've ever carved!
twicht_de 10
I like to call them animal names... Miss Piggy...
Rosebyday 5
lmao!
unworldlyalex 11
wow... you, sir, are the baster to her poultry
aarsch8 5
Those last two statements are unrelated.
noobienick 19
Did you gobble up her pussy?
Tomieray 4
You should've looked deep into her eyes and said "Where do you want the gravy?"
ChicKenza 4
Lmfao
velvet_dragonz 6
sorry, but that's actually rather funny
EastyBeasty 4
Lmao. I wouldnt have finished either.