Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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KatrinaKitten
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You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!
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Kayl_reb5
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Well someone needs to lose some weight!
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Kayl_reb5
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Well someone needs to lose some weight!
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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I like cupcakes.
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SMGnow
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Richard Simmons
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Agiggleaday
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wow worlds greatest dad..
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stephmariee17
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I guess that's a wake up call?
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racer337
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WIDE LOAD
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imacreeper
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maybe OP's father meant that they are ugly, not fat. because you have to be pretty damn fat for your own father to make a joke like that.
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denbeste
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Dad WIN :D
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lunaXXdennice
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are you sure he's your dad? you should have responded 'do u think twice before you speak or just say that stuff ^^so it hurts people? either way you plainly suck' and walk away to your mom
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bbucaro98
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nuts
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Tommananaze6T9
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someone doesnt have a sense of humor
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PurpleRae420
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Your dads an asshole for that and that was an abusive sarcastic comment idc if it was "intended" to be funny because it wasn't
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SwaggerMelon
| 6
Haha. It's funny because OP is fat.
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ItWasAllWorthIt
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58, very original advice. -_-
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abcd4242
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1-looks like you have no room to talk hahaha
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LaughinStock
| 16
120 HA love that movie
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chocolatechocha
| 8
wow must be hella young!
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Rock_The_Shindig
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ur right it is sad
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ramseyrutherford
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well Someones nice7:-l?
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Droopy13
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That was soo mean! Especially coming from your own dad! Anybody who think this is funny is a total a**hole!
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ihasbrains
| 10
Remember, everybody. OP could just be black and white.
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
At #one: Are you a girl or a boy? I can't tell...
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lalala2012
| 2
well.. in her bio it says I like cheerleading and boys, so I'm gonna go with she's a girl
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slantyshanty
| 7
maybe OP is black and white.
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IsntThisAwkward
| 0
if he said it sarcastically then shes too skinny. if he said it jokingly then shes fat.
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Abbycadabbie1637
| 4
Really???wow lose!
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craZgal321
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in the fml he said SARCASTICLY. yall r idiots
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craZgal321
| 6
sarcastically i mean
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Angi95
| 3
If I were you I would be like dad don't get lost they might mistake you for an asshole, and not help you.
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Bano360
| 25
People need to get a sense of humour on here.
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StarMelody009
| 0
Shut up
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blacktower
| 13
I know really LOL YDI and FYL
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22Marie22
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Oh wow.
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
Wow Is an understatement...
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
I found that funny.
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CO_Dorvanski
| 5
You completely deserve it for even going to Seaworld...
What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.
What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.
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adamcole20
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shamu is awesome !!!!!
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ifinsane
| 6
Tell him theyll mistake him for moby dick
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Pufferfish78
| 5
Wow, that was mean!
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fluffyrocka
| 0
Hhahah, you're dad was implying that you are a mammal that rhymes with shampoo, haha, shampoo is for heads, silly dad
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holymolybro
| 0
Not his fault that his daughter is a beached whale.
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miraggg
| 1
thats an insult to shamu
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JustinThunder
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Maybe you should stop wearing blue shirts.
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Darth_Naru
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Shamu isn't blue. Orcas are black and white.
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sarah_cheverie
| 0
Fail.
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JustinThunder
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Oh well, people make mistakes. Thanks for the information.
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lindsaylu98
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shamus black and white...
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puertoricanmafia
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u suck at colors! lol
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truthinlies
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lol super derp
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bodmonontheblock
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lebron sucks
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JustinThunder
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123- I'd rather suck at colours than be illiterate.
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baby_dee97
| 8
144 no Kobe sucks thats why lebron is still in the playoffs!!!!!!!!
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W0
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A little exaggeration cant hurt...
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KatrinaKitten
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You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!
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footballtracksta
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I agree. And,your hot.
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DeLpHe3zY
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Thats real mature.
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lunaXXdennice
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^ it may not be mature but it'd be pretty funny and it'd also teach him a lesson
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Heather_x0x0
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because telling your kid that you might get mistaken for Shamu is real mature...
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helloello
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meow, what seems to be the problem here?
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badgirl90987
| 9
ah yes, kill your father because he called you fat. nice solution.. I wouldn't drown him but I'd sure be pissed off. I'd shove food in his face.
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sarah_cheverie
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I like Shamu. ;D
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layz_fml
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me too, shamu is epic :D but maybe OP Should diet.
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Grimmerie
| 31
shaaaaamu
swimming through the ocean blue
crashed into a steel canoe
now shamu's gonna sue.
swimming through the ocean blue
crashed into a steel canoe
now shamu's gonna sue.
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maidofawesome
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Sucks for you
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thtguy123
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Hahaha....wats a shamu.........-_-
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TrollsFTW
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Herp
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maby171
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a biiiig whale!
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TrollsFTW
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You should be happy. Whales are quite elegant.
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thatfrenchguy
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yeah apparently it's mandatory for whales to take etiquette class.
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TrollsFTW
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Herp