FML : Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Username / Thursday 19 May 2011 22:46 / United States

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By KatrinaKitten | 16

#2536216 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:20

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

By Kayl_reb5 | 0

#2536184 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:18

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By Kayl_reb5 | 0

#2536184 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:18

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ZombieeeeUnicorn | 1

#2536197 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:19

I like cupcakes.

SMGnow | 0

#2536219 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:20

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Agiggleaday | 0

#2536303 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:27

wow worlds greatest dad..

stephmariee17 | 0

#2536357 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:36

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racer337 | 2

#2536389 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:40

WIDE LOAD

imacreeper | 3

#2536392 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:41

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

denbeste | 3

#2536447 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:55

Dad WIN :D

lunaXXdennice | 0

#2536529 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:15

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bbucaro98 | 0

#2536596 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:30

nuts

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#2536625 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:38

someone doesnt have a sense of humor

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2536793 - Friday 20 May 2011 03:25

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SwaggerMelon | 6

#2537149 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:56

Haha. It's funny because OP is fat.

ItWasAllWorthIt | 0

#2537153 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:56

58, very original advice. -_-

abcd4242 | 0

#2537399 - Friday 20 May 2011 06:14

1-looks like you have no room to talk hahaha

LaughinStock | 16

#2537463 - Friday 20 May 2011 06:32

120 HA love that movie

chocolatechocha | 8

#2537671 - Friday 20 May 2011 07:46

wow must be hella young!

Rock_The_Shindig | 0

#2537746 - Friday 20 May 2011 08:36

ur right it is sad

ramseyrutherford | 2

#2537955 - Friday 20 May 2011 09:23

well Someones nice7:-l?

Droopy13 | 0

#2538036 - Friday 20 May 2011 09:40

That was soo mean! Especially coming from your own dad! Anybody who think this is funny is a total a**hole!

ihasbrains | 10

#2538068 - Friday 20 May 2011 09:51

Remember, everybody. OP could just be black and white.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2538223 - Friday 20 May 2011 11:20

At #one: Are you a girl or a boy? I can't tell...

lalala2012 | 2

#2538323 - Friday 20 May 2011 12:06

well.. in her bio it says I like cheerleading and boys, so I'm gonna go with she's a girl

slantyshanty | 7

#2538505 - Friday 20 May 2011 12:54

maybe OP is black and white.

IsntThisAwkward | 0

#2539015 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:15

if he said it sarcastically then shes too skinny. if he said it jokingly then shes fat.

Abbycadabbie1637 | 4

#2557611 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 02:54

Really???wow lose!

craZgal321 | 6

#2560423 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 06:03

in the fml he said SARCASTICLY. yall r idiots

craZgal321 | 6

#2560429 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 06:06

sarcastically i mean

Angi95 | 3

#2692101 - Thursday 16 June 2011 05:07

If I were you I would be like dad don't get lost they might mistake you for an asshole, and not help you.

Bano360 | 25

#2722449 - Monday 20 June 2011 01:42

People need to get a sense of humour on here.

StarMelody009 | 0

#4245594 - Sunday 1 April 2012 03:25

Shut up

blacktower | 13

#4922809 - Wednesday 12 September 2012 08:07

I know really LOL YDI and FYL

By 22Marie22 | 0

#2536200 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:19

Oh wow.

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2536372 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:37

Wow Is an understatement...

boredSOLDIER | 33

#2536941 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:01

I found that funny.

CO_Dorvanski | 5

#2538681 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:52

You completely deserve it for even going to Seaworld... What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.

adamcole20 | 0

#2539047 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:21

shamu is awesome !!!!!

ifinsane | 6

#3533446 - Thursday 3 November 2011 12:37

Tell him theyll mistake him for moby dick

By Pufferfish78 | 5

#2536202 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:19

Wow, that was mean!

fluffyrocka | 0

#2536923 - Friday 20 May 2011 03:54

Hhahah, you're dad was implying that you are a mammal that rhymes with shampoo, haha, shampoo is for heads, silly dad

holymolybro | 0

#2536975 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:11

Not his fault that his daughter is a beached whale.

miraggg | 1

#2537176 - Friday 20 May 2011 05:06

thats an insult to shamu

By JustinThunder | 8

#2536207 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:19

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Darth_Naru | 0

#2536261 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:22

Shamu isn't blue. Orcas are black and white.

sarah_cheverie | 0

#2536275 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:23

Fail.

JustinThunder | 8

#2536319 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:30

Oh well, people make mistakes. Thanks for the information.

lindsaylu98 | 0

#2537010 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:19

shamus black and white...

puertoricanmafia | 0

#2537170 - Friday 20 May 2011 05:01

u suck at colors! lol

truthinlies | 1

#2537191 - Friday 20 May 2011 05:14

lol super derp

bodmonontheblock | 0

#2537355 - Friday 20 May 2011 05:59

lebron sucks

JustinThunder | 8

#2537716 - Friday 20 May 2011 08:18

123- I'd rather suck at colours than be illiterate.

baby_dee97 | 8

#2538993 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:10

144 no Kobe sucks thats why lebron is still in the playoffs!!!!!!!!

By W0 | 0

#2536209 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:19

A little exaggeration cant hurt...

By KatrinaKitten | 16

#2536216 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:20

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

footballtracksta | 0

#2536328 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:32

I agree. And,your hot.

DeLpHe3zY | 7

#2536511 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lunaXXdennice | 0

#2536540 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:17

^ it may not be mature but it'd be pretty funny and it'd also teach him a lesson

Heather_x0x0 | 6

#2536673 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:49

because telling your kid that you might get mistaken for Shamu is real mature...

helloello | 2

#2537052 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:32

meow, what seems to be the problem here?

badgirl90987 | 9

#2538765 - Friday 20 May 2011 02:20

ah yes, kill your father because he called you fat. nice solution.. I wouldn't drown him but I'd sure be pissed off. I'd shove food in his face.

By sarah_cheverie | 0

#2536223 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:20

I like Shamu. ;D

layz_fml | 0

#2536299 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:27

me too, shamu is epic :D but maybe OP Should diet.

Grimmerie | 31

#2537656 - Friday 20 May 2011 07:38

shaaaaamu swimming through the ocean blue crashed into a steel canoe now shamu's gonna sue.

By maidofawesome | 0

#2536228 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:20

Sucks for you

By thtguy123 | 0

#2536230 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:21

Hahaha....wats a shamu.........-_-

TrollsFTW | 0

#2536290 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:26

Herp

maby171 | 0

#2536335 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:33

a biiiig whale!

By TrollsFTW | 0

#2536248 - Friday 20 May 2011 01:21

You should be happy. Whales are quite elegant.

thatfrenchguy | 8

#2537060 - Friday 20 May 2011 04:34

yeah apparently it's mandatory for whales to take etiquette class.

TrollsFTW | 0

#2537167 - Friday 20 May 2011 05:01

Herp

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