Well someone needs to lose some weight!

I like cupcakes.

Richard Simmons

wow worlds greatest dad..

I guess that's a wake up call?

WIDE LOAD

maybe OP's father meant that they are ugly, not fat. because you have to be pretty damn fat for your own father to make a joke like that.

Dad WIN :D

are you sure he's your dad? you should have responded 'do u think twice before you speak or just say that stuff ^^so it hurts people? either way you plainly suck' and walk away to your mom

nuts

someone doesnt have a sense of humor

Your dads an asshole for that and that was an abusive sarcastic comment idc if it was "intended" to be funny because it wasn't

Haha. It's funny because OP is fat.

58, very original advice. -_-

1-looks like you have no room to talk hahaha

120 HA love that movie

wow must be hella young!

ur right it is sad

well Someones nice7:-l?

That was soo mean! Especially coming from your own dad! Anybody who think this is funny is a total a**hole!

Remember, everybody. OP could just be black and white.

At #one: Are you a girl or a boy? I can't tell...

well.. in her bio it says I like cheerleading and boys, so I'm gonna go with she's a girl

maybe OP is black and white.

if he said it sarcastically then shes too skinny. if he said it jokingly then shes fat.

Really???wow lose!

in the fml he said SARCASTICLY. yall r idiots

sarcastically i mean

If I were you I would be like dad don't get lost they might mistake you for an asshole, and not help you.

People need to get a sense of humour on here.

Shut up

I know really LOL YDI and FYL

Oh wow.

Wow Is an understatement...

I found that funny.

You completely deserve it for even going to Seaworld...
What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.

shamu is awesome !!!!!

Tell him theyll mistake him for moby dick

Wow, that was mean!

Hhahah, you're dad was implying that you are a mammal that rhymes with shampoo, haha, shampoo is for heads, silly dad

Not his fault that his daughter is a beached whale.

thats an insult to shamu

Maybe you should stop wearing blue shirts.

Shamu isn't blue. Orcas are black and white.

Fail.

Oh well, people make mistakes. Thanks for the information.

shamus black and white...

u suck at colors! lol

lol super derp

lebron sucks

123- I'd rather suck at colours than be illiterate.

144 no Kobe sucks thats why lebron is still in the playoffs!!!!!!!!

A little exaggeration cant hurt...

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

I agree. And,your hot.

Thats real mature.

^ it may not be mature but it'd be pretty funny and it'd also teach him a lesson

because telling your kid that you might get mistaken for Shamu is real mature...

meow, what seems to be the problem here?

ah yes, kill your father because he called you fat. nice solution.. I wouldn't drown him but I'd sure be pissed off. I'd shove food in his face.

I like Shamu. ;D

me too, shamu is epic :D but maybe OP Should diet.

shaaaaamu
swimming through the ocean blue
crashed into a steel canoe
now shamu's gonna sue.

Sucks for you

Hahaha....wats a shamu.........-_-

Herp

a biiiig whale!

You should be happy. Whales are quite elegant.

yeah apparently it's mandatory for whales to take etiquette class.

Herp