By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 186
You deserved it 7 949

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1


Kayl_reb5 0

Well someone needs to lose some weight!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Agiggleaday 0
stephmariee17 0

I guess that's a wake up call?

imacreeper 3

maybe OP's father meant that they are ugly, not fat. because you have to be pretty damn fat for your own father to make a joke like that.

are you sure he's your dad? you should have responded 'do u think twice before you speak or just say that stuff ^^so it hurts people? either way you plainly suck' and walk away to your mom

PurpleRae420 0

Your dads an asshole for that and that was an abusive sarcastic comment idc if it was "intended" to be funny because it wasn't

SwaggerMelon 6

Haha. It's funny because OP is fat.

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

58, very original advice. -_-

abcd4242 0

1-looks like you have no room to talk hahaha

chocolatechocha 8
Rock_The_Shindig 0
Droopy13 0

That was soo mean! Especially coming from your own dad! Anybody who think this is funny is a total a**hole!

Remember, everybody. OP could just be black and white.

At #one: Are you a girl or a boy? I can't tell...

well.. in her bio it says I like cheerleading and boys, so I'm gonna go with she's a girl

if he said it sarcastically then shes too skinny. if he said it jokingly then shes fat.

Abbycadabbie1637 4

in the fml he said SARCASTICLY. yall r idiots

Angi95 3

If I were you I would be like dad don't get lost they might mistake you for an asshole, and not help you.

People need to get a sense of humour on here.

You completely deserve it for even going to Seaworld... What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.

ifinsane 6

Tell him theyll mistake him for moby dick

Pufferfish78 5

Hhahah, you're dad was implying that you are a mammal that rhymes with shampoo, haha, shampoo is for heads, silly dad

holymolybro 0

Not his fault that his daughter is a beached whale.

JustinThunder 8

Maybe you should stop wearing blue shirts.

Shamu isn't blue. Orcas are black and white.

JustinThunder 8

Oh well, people make mistakes. Thanks for the information.

puertoricanmafia 0
JustinThunder 8

123- I'd rather suck at colours than be illiterate.

baby_dee97 8

144 no Kobe sucks thats why lebron is still in the playoffs!!!!!!!!

W0 0

A little exaggeration cant hurt...

KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

^ it may not be mature but it'd be pretty funny and it'd also teach him a lesson

Heather_x0x0 6

because telling your kid that you might get mistaken for Shamu is real mature...

meow, what seems to be the problem here?

badgirl90987 9

ah yes, kill your father because he called you fat. nice solution.. I wouldn't drown him but I'd sure be pissed off. I'd shove food in his face.

sarah_cheverie 0

me too, shamu is epic :D but maybe OP Should diet.

shaaaaamu swimming through the ocean blue crashed into a steel canoe now shamu's gonna sue.

maidofawesome 0

You should be happy. Whales are quite elegant.