By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 04:05 - United States - Springfield

Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML
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NotGabe 28

You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.

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kyliebear 15

that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)

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kyliebear 15

that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)

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ConBroChilll 9

Is it windy like the whole easy coast? I'm just asking because where I am, it's pretty windy.

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AliceIsCurious 6

whaaaa??! since when??? First, Y2K, and now this??

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tylahgrace 12

there was a small part of me that was keen for zombies :( oh well, maybe next apocalypse

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Girreth 7

That's not even sweet, that's insulting. The world's ending, oh shit, time to do things I would normally never even think about doing like stealing a TV, drowning a fish, and proposing to my loved one.

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herpderpherpderp 13

I'm in Australia right now- 22nd of December, 8:00am this just makes the movie 2012 a comedy

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khoihuynh30 9

The Mayans made the calendar in Mexico, not Australia. It's still December 21

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NotGabe 28

You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.

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1dvs_bstd 41

puns... puns everwhere!

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Pleonasm 35

NotGabe has got the wind in his sails! He has re-galed us with great puns on this fine day- it's like a breath of fresh air for a pun-preciator like me.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

I think the OP's full of hot-air. Let's just hope the world doesn't end so she can have a gale time.

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rahavan 15

2, your pun blew me out of the water.

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sens3sfailing 24

22-No. Stop it...stop it...stop, STOP it. Okay? Okay.

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the_smart_way 10

If the whole "end of the world" thing has any relevance on you asking your boyfriend to marry you, you're doing something very wrong.

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Octain 13

Well maybe she was a believer, and she figured it was her last opportunity to ask.

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naya_bingi 11

If the world was going to end, when would the wedding be? Afterlife?

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DjeePee 24

Shouldn't you ask your boyfriend in the "I-love-you-so-much-and-want-to-grow-old-with-you" spirit? Anyway, strange response you got there.

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Werken247 14

no, she's a gas...

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GothickNihilist 15

It's a Doctor Who reference from the first season of the reboot. There is an episode which due to a alien nanoparticle people develop gas masks for faces. I guess nobody got the nerd reference.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Mummy? Are you my mummy? I'm with you sister! Whovian forever:')

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Jeffo193 13

Well, it's obviously not the right time for you both...also, having spoken to my friends about this (and they agreed) i think most men want to be the proposer not the proposee...

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Jeffo193 13

I'm wrong; it's not the right time for him, obviously you think you're ready :-)

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katydid95 5

It kind of sucks that he wouldn't give you a real straightforward answer, but you deserve it for asking him because of the "apocalypse", no matter how small a contributing factor.

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teamlightskin 14

Its better for him to say no now than to say yes solely because he believes this is the end, only for tomorrow to come and he has to explain the only reason he accepted was because he thought we were going to die, and that he truly doesnt want to marry you...

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andrew6p 19

Well, its not the end of the world. Its the time when there is an alignment between the sun, moon, and the earth etc etc. there will be today the winter solstice. Anw its sweet of you, but ur bf had a lame excuse for saying no... Anw good luck op

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Squirrel1256 15

Lol, that one simple mistake he made just makes it funny

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Doortje 29

Of course it's windy, the sky is preparing for the end of the world. Too bad you'll die like an old maid now.

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astralvagan 20

If he won't marry you at the end of the world, I don't think he will when it doesn't. I sincerely hope I'm wrong though

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russfml 31

No, just most people know the world isn't going to end today. I still feel pretty alive myself lmao.

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