By I Like My Cat - Netherlands - Utrecht
Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML
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  natsaysheyyy  |  16

38: That's selfless of you to care more about your pet's wellbeing than money. Most people aren't like that nowadays, so I applaud you! Even if you didn't understand OP's joke lol.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

Why: because some people would isolate themselves to cat FML's?
How: find a stranger on the street, talk really fast with a thick New York accent and tell them all about the app and what you want a leave fast after giving them a folder full of cat pictures/memes

By  flea_of_death  |  23

I hope you took the rest of the tinsel off the tree, because if there's one thing I've learned from the cats at my house, they NEVER learn their lesson after doing something stupid.

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

My cat used to pee on only one of the stovetop burners. He did that a few times and when we would turn the burner on and it heated up the urine, oh man did it reek! So we decided to leave that burner on. When he went to pee on it he burned his buns. He never peed on the burner again. So in some cases the cat can learn from their stupidity.

  gracehi  |  31

52, I don't like how you set your cat up to get burned like that. Seems like excessive punishment, even if it was effective. I hope you wouldn't do something like that to a child.


Don't even. I have a dog now that once got my razor and started chewing on it. He also likes to sit in front of the wall and naw on it. I've had to fill a good five holes in my wall from this dog.