Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML
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NotGabe 28
You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.
kyliebear 15
that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)
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Comments (82)
chocolateisyum 12
Well how long have you been together? I'd understand if you hadn't been together long or he didn't believe in marriage. This is a fml where some added information would be beneficial.
andrew6p 19
Is it me or is fml taking too long to post comments from my phone
BlueFlatts 20
How would we know?
CharresBarkrey 16
Uh. I don't know, let me try to post a comment from your phone? Seriously, how are we supposed to answer this?
Chanti_fml 26
Well I think you just dodged a bullet right there! If he had said yes for the same reason (the whole end-of-the-world-spirit) you would have been in a very windy-stormy marriage. Next time when you want consider marriage, please do it from a I-don't-want-to-live-without-this-person-spirit.
nottheyoungest 18
Your life sucks to have a boyfriend like that. YDI, for believing the world will end now.
1dvs_bstd 41
"In the end-of-the-world spirit" seriously?!
barefootchic 6
YDI for asking. We don't know how long they've been dating (could be a matter of days, even) and even if they're nearing the engagement stage, he may have actually had a nice plan to ask her himself.
bwzwally8 15
Well that blows...
renjisgirl12 22
Proposing to your boyfriend just because you 'might' die seems a little silly. If you aren't ready and the world doesn't end, then you're just going to regret it. You should never do something just cos you're scared it won't ever happen, you should do it because you're ready to.
vintageemerald 10
Sorry, but why would you ask him to marry you? Shouldn't it be vise versa?
Doortje 30
You do realise it's the 21st century, right?
vintageemerald 10
I do, but, it's still no excuse to act like a dumbass.
dogpup4 23
I think, traditionally, women can ask if it's a leap year.
MuseFan1991 14
32- only in ireland apparently. my fiance liked to remind me of it regularly the last leap year
DinoChicken 3
I'm guessing that he's saying no...