Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.
kyliebear 15
that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)
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Comments (82)
agentx52 13
That's entirely on you lol
onorexveritas 24
wow... just wow ... to both of you
limerx 1
Maybe he thought you said "wind is scaring me"
limerx 1
in which case it's a good thing he's not the protective loving type...He then might have taken you in his arms, vowing to protect you, which might have led to a huge misunderstanding.
Lunatuna77 6
#55 - Annnnnnnnnnd a +1 to you, good sir/ma'am.
jaytee1994 9
That's the guys job... Just saying.
ksks1234 33
So, did you plan on getting married today too? It would seem kind of pointless to be just engaged if the world ends in a few hours.
ChaoSKinG86 7
He's a keeper sensible guy knows its dangerous out there when its windy.
maddygirl820 10
What kinda response is that…
FalconSam1414 19
It was windy over here in NY too, I woke up to no power and got a little scared utility I looked outside lol
babyshaft408 8
Hahaha
vbmg152 19
Well, it is windy! Ladies don't ask guys to marry them!