By longdrive - United States - San Francisco Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 37424 You deserved it 5118 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The Last Cockbender - United Kingdom - London Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML I agree, your life sucks 21400 You deserved it 2516 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stutterboy - United States - Rancho Cucamonga Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 49166 You deserved it 2743 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 2336 You deserved it 163 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By badhairday Today, I went to the salon to get my extremely curly hair cut for the first time in years. Apparently, "just trim the dead ends" and "give me an afro" mean the same thing to a barber. FML I agree, your life sucks 3924 You deserved it 360 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By joshualover - United States Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML I agree, your life sucks 9484 You deserved it 28238 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bipbip - France Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML I agree, your life sucks 9312 You deserved it 68527 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Craigslist is Evil. - United States - Dickson Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML I agree, your life sucks 57094 You deserved it 5442 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - India Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML I agree, your life sucks 25818 You deserved it 4748 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CorCelesti - United States Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 46764 You deserved it 4682 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By -_- - Australia - Elwood Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML I agree, your life sucks 52380 You deserved it 4943 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 3 More Months - United States - Stanford Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 49297 You deserved it 3723 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nokitchenforme - Canada Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML I agree, your life sucks 30331 You deserved it 3148 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By someone - United States Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 35434 You deserved it 4435 185 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/10/2020 23:01 - United States Thanks for the support! Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML I agree, your life sucks 1090 You deserved it 207 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 20778 You deserved it 62854 250 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThankYou! - Canada - Winnipeg Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML I agree, your life sucks 23703 You deserved it 1956 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML I agree, your life sucks 39619 You deserved it 5576 232 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Roma - United States - Chevy Chase Today I asked my mother-in-law to borrow a plunger, so she asked what I needed it for. "Poop," I replied. "I've told you this before," she huffed, "you have to poop a little and then flush, poop a little and flush. You can't go all at once." I can't even shit right for this woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 5126 You deserved it 496 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Edmonton Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML I agree, your life sucks 19821 You deserved it 5755 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By need sleep - United States - Severna Park Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 32248 You deserved it 2325 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmlimoverit - United States Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML I agree, your life sucks 30159 You deserved it 3672 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sopissed - United States - Laurel Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 29571 You deserved it 3604 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chagrin Falls Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 40233 You deserved it 4232 315 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xswitch74 - United Kingdom Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 32457 You deserved it 4198 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lebanon Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36565 You deserved it 4249 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By insearch4i - United States Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML I agree, your life sucks 16816 You deserved it 31067 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By single lady - United States Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML I agree, your life sucks 43256 You deserved it 3710 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Carlah - 17/3/2020 20:30 Deception Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 1972 You deserved it 407 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shocked - United States Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML I agree, your life sucks 56090 You deserved it 5347 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drunkfacebookuser - Australia Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML I agree, your life sucks 45602 You deserved it 13848 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/8/2020 23:04 Love don't pay the rent Today, I begged my dad for money, for the first time ever, because even with two jobs I still can’t make rent. When asked why he sent way too little, he replied, "You always said you’d prefer to get love from me rather than money." FML I agree, your life sucks 1224 You deserved it 332 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Unluckyducky - United States Today, I received a letter in the mail stating that I had won a trip to Cancun, Mexico. It looked like a scam so I threw it away. I later found out that it was a birthday present from my cousin and the envelope also contained a check for 5 thousand dollars to help cover some expenses. FML I agree, your life sucks 27462 You deserved it 70022 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TimeForAHairCut - United States - Eugene Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML I agree, your life sucks 27887 You deserved it 2100 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaylashay2k13 - United States - Mission Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML I agree, your life sucks 12938 You deserved it 1088 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By josh - United States Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML I agree, your life sucks 27538 You deserved it 4080 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pissed Off - Australia Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML I agree, your life sucks 185048 You deserved it 12011 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shocked1 - Canada Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML I agree, your life sucks 42665 You deserved it 10963 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lyfisdyno - United Kingdom - Malvern Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML I agree, your life sucks 25754 You deserved it 73803 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heyme - France Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML I agree, your life sucks 19295 You deserved it 6661 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justkillm3 - United States Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML I agree, your life sucks 45029 You deserved it 9120 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By catswithhats | 13 #6089473 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48 Feel sorry for you, I do. Send a private message 124 6 Reply
By Enslaved | 36 #6089479 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50 Bet you wish you were Solo?. Send a private message 108 3 Reply
By Hiktmae | 20 #6089472 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48 I have eternal respect for those guys :)) Send a private message 29 46 Reply
Reply sayyestothedress | 24 #6089640 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:58 Noise cancelling headphones will do the trick! Send a private message 4 16 Reply
By catswithhats | 13 #6089473 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48 Feel sorry for you, I do. Send a private message 124 6 Reply
By rekkas | 16 #6089474 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48 Aww but Star Wars is the best Send a private message 44 18 Reply
Reply MidnaLink | 32 #6089518 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:22 There are some people who don't actually think so. Shocking, I know! Send a private message 21 15 Reply
Reply cp399 | 14 #6089613 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:20 Not for fifteen hourse, it isn't Send a private message 12 6 Reply
Reply JuliaaNoelle | 26 #6089875 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 5:02 #31 I beg to differ Send a private message 10 1 Reply
Reply MidnaLink | 32 #6089886 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 5:35 Well, you're a fangirl. Of course you'd say it. Send a private message 2 2 Reply
Reply Box0choklitz | 8 #6090529 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:39 A Star Wars fan, OP is not. Send a private message 3 3 Reply
Reply orbit | 22 #6091541 - Friday 17 October 2014 6:31 Is it bad I have never seen star wars? Send a private message 0 4 Reply
By jaimlee2 | 9 #6089475 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:49 Gotta love it Send a private message 7 14 Reply
By devildog562 | 33 #6089476 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:49 Turn up the music and heat. Annoyed they will be. Send a private message 72 4 Reply
Reply tony1891 | 22 #6089641 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:59 then you can sing along to "i did it all for the wookie" Send a private message 15 2 Reply
By patsrock12bh | 7 #6089478 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50 Prepare for the greatest car ride of your life! Send a private message 6 12 Reply
By Enslaved | 36 #6089479 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50 Bet you wish you were Solo?. Send a private message 108 3 Reply
Reply devildog562 | 33 #6089486 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:54 Please put your Hans together for enslaved . Send a private message 65 2 Reply
Reply ComoEsJuan | 24 #6089632 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:43 I bet OP wants to Leia smack upside their heads. Send a private message 27 1 Reply
Reply redstone7693 | 29 #6089837 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 3:48 great puns Send a private message 8 1 Reply
Reply shanebob | 15 #6089920 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 6:47 I bet she's going tObi Wan unhappy driver Send a private message 13 2 Reply
Reply EchoSerenity | 15 #6090308 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 19:15 You guys must of ate awesome for breakfast ^-^ Send a private message 4 4 Reply
By DrewBob9623 | 10 #6089480 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:51 You got 2 socks. One in each mouth. Problem solved. Send a private message 19 13 Reply
By blackonblight | 32 #6089482 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52 That sounds like hell. Time to break out a counter irritant. Show tunes, perhaps? Or the song that never ends? Send a private message 21 2 Reply
Reply YellowKettleBell | 31 #6089857 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:42 stock up on the beef jerky and gas-station beans then let-er-rip! Send a private message 6 1 Reply
By MrDonSalvetti | 27 #6089483 - Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52 Hang on, you must! Send a private message 18 5 Reply
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 789 You deserved it 266 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 586 You deserved it 237 4 Comments