By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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Grauncho 27

Unfortunately, the only love this guy is getting is self love.

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davincidasecond 24

That's the weirdest form of flattery I've heard of in a while.

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Lost_Ghost 8

"Can I give you a hand?"

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arre2006 19

What a neighborhood to walk by....

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Drifting 21

This exact FML has been posted many times before....

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Drifting 21

But still how are people putting YDI???! How does anyone deserve that???

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FightMyLiger 19

See, I tend to linger uncomfortably when bums are masturbating at me. Wish I had read your advice sooner.

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worldclassrager 39

Run away! I wonder what homeless people think about at times...

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buddy51 23

OP, while spanking his monkey, was he singing "Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room...."? YDI for being so attractive you make crack-heads become unbearably aroused and have to relieve themselves immediately!

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HarroIAmBob 21

how the HELL could op possibly deserve this?

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