By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 041
You deserved it 15 110

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awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

Oh man I would've laughed so hard at you, you have no idea

Hope ur birthday lasted better later on!!

Why is it only girls see the need to show everybody its their birthday. Unless were dating or your a close friend I couldn't give a shit.

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

happy birthday!!!!! or, non-happy birthday????

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday. Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that. And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well

My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.

OMG! I hate when that happens to me!!!!

I hope the rest of your day was alright.

Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.

happy birthday!

Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed? Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)