FML : Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy...

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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You deserved it

By birthdaygirl - / Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:16 / United States

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By GameRater01 | 0

#26267 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

By amelinat | 0

#26266 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

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By amelinat | 0

#26266 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

Xtra_Cheddar | 3

#3165372 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:44

Oh man I would've laughed so hard at you, you have no idea

Zareen | 0

#3794702 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:22

Hope ur birthday lasted better later on!!

BillyDisselhorst | 3

#4366158 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:06

Why is it only girls see the need to show everybody its their birthday. Unless were dating or your a close friend I couldn't give a shit.

By GameRater01 | 0

#26267 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

ilovechocochipz | 0

#941143 - Saturday 13 March 2010 3:55

happy birthday!!!!! or, non-happy birthday????

By MadRhetoric | 0

#26288 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

By Tarion | 0

#26303 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:37

Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday.

Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

By Thrice | 0

#26306 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:42

#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that.
And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well

By billchilled | 0

#26308 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:44

My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.

Daft_Punk709 | 0

#986500 - Thursday 29 April 2010 8:23

OMG! I hate when that happens to me!!!!

By z4opv14 | 0

#26324 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:04

I hope the rest of your day was alright.

By dwaynasangel | 0

#26333 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:19

Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.

By AliSama | 17

#26416 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:24

happy birthday!

By nativebacon | 0

#26420 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:26

Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed?

Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)

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