By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
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GameRater01 0
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awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

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MadRhetoric 0
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happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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amelinat 0
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At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Oh man I would've laughed so hard at you, you have no idea

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Zareen 0
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Hope ur birthday lasted better later on!!

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BillyDisselhorst 3
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Why is it only girls see the need to show everybody its their birthday. Unless were dating or your a close friend I couldn't give a shit.

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GameRater01 0
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awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

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ilovechocochipz 0
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happy birthday!!!!! or, non-happy birthday????

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MadRhetoric 0
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happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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Tarion 0
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Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday. Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

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Thrice 0
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#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that. And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well

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billchilled 0
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My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.

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Daft_Punk709 0

OMG! I hate when that happens to me!!!!

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z4opv14 0
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I hope the rest of your day was alright.

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dwaynasangel 0
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Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.

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AliSama 17
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happy birthday!

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nativebacon 0
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Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed? Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)

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