Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my...

By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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Slippy!

By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

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GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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amelinat 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:44

Oh man I would've laughed so hard at you, you have no idea

Zareen 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:22

Hope ur birthday lasted better later on!!

BillyDisselhorst 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:06

Why is it only girls see the need to show everybody its their birthday. Unless were dating or your a close friend I couldn't give a shit.

GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

ilovechocochipz 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:55

happy birthday!!!!! or, non-happy birthday????

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

Tarion 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:37

Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday. Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.

Thrice 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:42

#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that. And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well

billchilled 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:44

My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.

Daft_Punk709 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 8:23

OMG! I hate when that happens to me!!!!

z4opv14 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:04

I hope the rest of your day was alright.

dwaynasangel 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:19

Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.

AliSama 17

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:24

happy birthday!

nativebacon 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:26

Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed? Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)