Eat to the beat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 06:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, working at McDonald’s, I get lunch money on top of my salary. Well, actually I don’t *get* the money, I can eat the money. No freestyling though, only items that are actually on the menu. I guess my health and my figure won’t be lovin' it. FML
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Bogrbon 27

Do McDonalds salads have still have more calories than a Big Mac or did they get shamed into correcting that?

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Plop 17

Isn't it annoying to see all those people who aren't familiar with the FML lore and overarching plot?

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RebeccaMcQu 6

You do know McDonald's does salads? Fillet?

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Bogrbon 27

Do McDonalds salads have still have more calories than a Big Mac or did they get shamed into correcting that?

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sweetpotato 12

which are worse then the actual burgers. do your research

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rotflqtms_ 21

When I worked for McDonalds, they actually told me I had to stop getting a salad as my meal because it was an expensive item on the menu. Literally my 1 free meal and I couldn't be healthy. I bet they still do that.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe that'll get you to "stop the lesbian shit."

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RichardPencil 30

It's a callback to a story from a few days ago. McDonald's was also central to that one.

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Plop 17

Isn't it annoying to see all those people who aren't familiar with the FML lore and overarching plot?

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Marcella1016 31

Man they’re not true FML fans if they don’t follow the lore! They’re missing out!

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RichardPencil 30

I agree. People should be familiar with the most substantial and influential texts in Western Civilization. Shakespeare: "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" The Bible: "nothing new under the sun." Greek mythology: Achilles heel The last few days of FML: Stop that lesbian shit. Not necessarily in that order.

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Turt1395 3

I used to work at Hungry Jacks. I used to make a salad with the salads we had for our burgers and cut up a grilled chicken patty. Got sick of the menu items very quickly.

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rotflqtms_ 21

When I worked at McDonalds they gave me a free meal, but I kept getting salads and they were like, I wasn't allowed to because it was an expensive item on the menu...

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xingyibear 5

just do a "get thru work" snack of fries/salade n burgers/chicken and avoid pop and the generally sugary stuff

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Rosie Carney 3

Pet peeve, but here goes: if you work at McDonald's, you earn wages, not a salary. They are not the same thing.

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ODBeefalo 10

companies will call it a salary to make you feel like you are on the right path and make it a harder decision to leave. it's a lie, but my company does the same thing, and we have actual salary and non salary workers. just some sneaky shit.

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rarabecky 3

Or maybe bring your own lunch like tons of us in the working world?

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