By Anonymous - 4/8/2021 06:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Eat to the beat

Today, working at McDonald’s, I get lunch money on top of my salary. Well, actually I don’t *get* the money, I can eat the money. No freestyling though, only items that are actually on the menu. I guess my health and my figure won’t be lovin' it. FML
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  rotflqtms_  |  20

When I worked for McDonalds, they actually told me I had to stop getting a salad as my meal because it was an expensive item on the menu. Literally my 1 free meal and I couldn't be healthy. I bet they still do that.

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  RichardPencil  |  30

I agree. People should be familiar with the most substantial and influential texts in Western Civilization.

Shakespeare: "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune"
The Bible: "nothing new under the sun."
Greek mythology: Achilles heel
The last few days of FML: Stop that lesbian shit.

Not necessarily in that order.

By  Turt1395  |  3

I used to work at Hungry Jacks. I used to make a salad with the salads we had for our burgers and cut up a grilled chicken patty. Got sick of the menu items very quickly.

By  rotflqtms_  |  20

When I worked at McDonalds they gave me a free meal, but I kept getting salads and they were like, I wasn't allowed to because it was an expensive item on the menu...

By  akvan  |  11

I've never gotten free food at any fast food place I worked at! Would have killed for it when I was a broke student. Many of my coworkers actually got fired for eating the leftovers after closing and not throwing them out