Intimacy: Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started...

By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By scarredforlife - 12/02/2016 09:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Nice day for it

By peachykeen - 15/02/2016 01:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML

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You deserved it 1 922

What a jerk!

By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

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By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML

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You deserved it 1 991

By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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You deserved it 13 936

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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red_headforlife 15

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

GET OUT. FAST.

expertsmilee 26

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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Ruuku 11

Monday 17 June 2013 20:08

what a wanker

christian_slate 16

Monday 17 June 2013 20:09

That's what happens when you don't put coins in the jar.

iDumpo 7

Monday 17 June 2013 20:39

Haha that's funny, yet creepy

alkolaali 7

Monday 17 June 2013 20:48

So did he get to finish. At least someone find u attractive. Bohahahha

BrotherTheo 31

Monday 17 June 2013 20:48

At least you two weren't having a 'private' moment....

kobykai 3

Monday 17 June 2013 21:01

Well um RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

6pointstuntin 12

Monday 17 June 2013 22:59

take it az a compliment lmao

iamthunder 4

Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:36

Stare back at him in his eyes and start wanking as well

raphael1123 13

Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:59

Maybe he was already doing it before, he just wanted to continue.

tonytel3 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 2:26

Man if I was a cop I'd arrest him.

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Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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Same thing different taste

Oh, hai Mark!

Nice day for it

What a jerk!

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