By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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abu4u 26

It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

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rylaii 26

They were probably in a car

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incoherentrmblr 21

I can only imagine the homeless guy doing a sports announcer imitation...

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Nailpolishaholic 20

'He shoots, he scores!! Uh oh, he couldn't pull out in time. Looks like it's penalty for the next 18 years!'

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xx000o 27

If you were in your car then ydi. If you were at home in the city then either quiet down or close the shades or both. If you were in the country then shoot him for trespassing.

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Dlzq 22

That's unfortunate, hope he didn't ruin it too much for you.

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150493x 29

I'd imagine when someone stands and stares through the window and does a voice over the sex would instantly be ruined.

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I_see_your_anger 10

How would that ruin it? If anything it made it better.

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Nysha 17

I'm impressed that you're more concerned about the voiceover than about the fact that the homeless person was having sex with your boyfriend.

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shutupshane12 12

#3 I think you need to re read the post, that definately did not happen

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feven 32

They kind of did with OP's choice of wording.

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iShanny 13

It's okay, #3, some of us did get the joke.

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SubparAtBest 23

haha yes, the homeless man was getting it on... such wording

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jazzy_123 20

grammar changes everything :)

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sunnyskys 25

welp I tried to understand what everyone is talking about but I guess it went over my head lol oh well

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WMFG16 14

#3 This is the greatest comment of all time lol

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WMFG16 14

& #99 you have once again proved your ignorance

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sunnyskys 25

it was the best thirty seconds lol akon

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WMFG16 14

#100 akon didn't say that.. It was Andy Samberg

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Wizardo 33

"This March, in an epic battle of love and backseat intercourse. One couple struggle to get jiggy with it... Cumming to a parking lot near you... Sex Drive"

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abNormal62 23

Would've been better if he started reciting Paradise by the dashboard light

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MRSwick2525 23

The sad part is that most people on here won't understand what you're saying by that #13. But I agree with you completely!

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CaroAurelia 12

I swore I would love you to the end of time, so now I'm praying for the end of time (best line in the song)

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xswitch74 17

You didn't see that coming But he did!! (That's so terrible omhg) On the plus side ... sex???

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Miss_Whipped 43

As long as it wasn't comparable to a sports commentary, you shouldn't feel too offended. But you definitely deserve it if you're either having sex in a car in broad daylight, or if you don't have enough decency to cover your windows/blinds. (I voted FYL and YDI, personally.)

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jaymartino86 10

Hah I voted for both too. Sucks ya got caught... but you let yourself get caught

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1dvs_bstd 41

'it's a tough game... oh hang on! the boy twists right, now he turns left.. he thrusts it through the middle... he shoots... he SCORES!!!'

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