Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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AnnaDeWitt
| 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
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jjmack34
| 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
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jjmack34
| 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
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kibster9
| 20
Taking incognito to the max!
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Catdragon
| 40
which half though?
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Pacers13
| 11
I'm pretty sure he took incognito to the fraction
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maximus_prime
| 24
Lucky OP couldn't see his Wood for the trees.
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RabbitOfAurora
| 28
Bless you catdragon for being the first to say exactly what I was thinking.
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AnnaDeWitt
| 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
A round of applause please.
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mds9986
| 24
What an acorny joke. I'm going to ace yew to leave now.
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mds9986
| 24
*axe
Damn it.
Damn it.
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I_Like_Dogs
| 28
You just won 1 comment section. Do you want to quit now or keep playing to try to win 1 internet?
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TheBestAround23
| 13
since the op used jacking off, I still would've called him a lumberjack
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DaBayst
| 15
He's a lumber jerk and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he faps all day.
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StickyPickles
| 33
Perhaps he was just enjoying nature himself. . . REALLY enjoying it.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
some people really fucking love nature
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Hyenayena
| 27
*really love fucking nature
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lovelockdown23
| 23
^^^ had to read your comment twice lol.
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SamSwebb
| 24
Hopefully the bottom half was hidden ...
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AkBunny907
| 18
When nature calls....
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psychopolarbear
| 28
Sometimes you just get a hard on in the park and gotta take care of it XD At least the guy wasn't sitting on the bench with OP or standing behind them.
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beeferjay
| 34
if you are or look underage, it was probably r.Kelly
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R2Y2
| 22
I mean, if he was pissing. (but he wasn't)
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HappyItalian
| 38
If there's a beehive on the tree above him, go poke it with a stick.
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paravoz
| 30
or a squirrel could rip his nuts off
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ligerzero459
| 24
That was a bit of a sticky situation
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trollcrusher
| 17
No. More like woody.
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ally8
| 21
Perves are everywhere
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sturschaedel
| 27
True. Similar thing happened to me. Upon my shocked face he retorted "Can't forbid me to look!"
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Frillwee95
| 12
#29, your comment sounded like he caught you jacking off and then he said that. At least that's how I read it haha.
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llamingo
| 8
I think she meant he was masturbating and using her as stimulus
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Lanker
| 17
Something like that happened to me once, but it was at a kids' playground, and the man wasn't even trying to stay hidden. I'm dead serious.
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KaidensCrow
| 18
pedobear has been spotted!