By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
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I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

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jjmack34 15
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Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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jjmack34 15
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Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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kibster9 20
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Taking incognito to the max!

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Catdragon 40
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which half though?

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Pacers13 11
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I'm pretty sure he took incognito to the fraction

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maximus_prime 24
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Lucky OP couldn't see his Wood for the trees.

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RabbitOfAurora 28
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Bless you catdragon for being the first to say exactly what I was thinking.

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

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1dvs_bstd 41

A round of applause please.

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mds9986 24

What an acorny joke. I'm going to ace yew to leave now.

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mds9986 24

*axe Damn it.

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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You just won 1 comment section. Do you want to quit now or keep playing to try to win 1 internet?

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TheBestAround23 13
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since the op used jacking off, I still would've called him a lumberjack

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DaBayst 15
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He's a lumber jerk and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he faps all day.

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StickyPickles 33
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Perhaps he was just enjoying nature himself. . . REALLY enjoying it.

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RedPillSucks 31

some people really fucking love nature

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Hyenayena 27
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*really love fucking nature

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lovelockdown23 23
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^^^ had to read your comment twice lol.

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SamSwebb 24
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Hopefully the bottom half was hidden ...

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AkBunny907 18

When nature calls....

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psychopolarbear 28

Sometimes you just get a hard on in the park and gotta take care of it XD At least the guy wasn't sitting on the bench with OP or standing behind them.

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beeferjay 34
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if you are or look underage, it was probably r.Kelly

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R2Y2 22
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I mean, if he was pissing. (but he wasn't)

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HappyItalian 38
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If there's a beehive on the tree above him, go poke it with a stick.

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paravoz 30

or a squirrel could rip his nuts off

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ligerzero459 24
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That was a bit of a sticky situation

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trollcrusher 17
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No. More like woody.

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ally8 21
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Perves are everywhere

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sturschaedel 27
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True. Similar thing happened to me. Upon my shocked face he retorted "Can't forbid me to look!"

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Frillwee95 12

#29, your comment sounded like he caught you jacking off and then he said that. At least that's how I read it haha.

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llamingo 8

I think she meant he was masturbating and using her as stimulus

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Lanker 17
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Something like that happened to me once, but it was at a kids' playground, and the man wasn't even trying to stay hidden. I'm dead serious.

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KaidensCrow 18
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pedobear has been spotted!

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