Well at least you only had to see half of it.

Taking incognito to the max!

which half though?

I'm pretty sure he took incognito to the fraction

Lucky OP couldn't see his Wood for the trees.

Bless you catdragon for being the first to say exactly what I was thinking.

I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

A round of applause please.

What an acorny joke. I'm going to ace yew to leave now.

*axe

Damn it.

You just won 1 comment section. Do you want to quit now or keep playing to try to win 1 internet?

since the op used jacking off, I still would've called him a lumberjack

He's a lumber jerk and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he faps all day.

Perhaps he was just enjoying nature himself. . . REALLY enjoying it.

some people really fucking love nature

*really love fucking nature

^^^ had to read your comment twice lol.

Hopefully the bottom half was hidden ...

When nature calls....

Sometimes you just get a hard on in the park and gotta take care of it XD At least the guy wasn't sitting on the bench with OP or standing behind them.

if you are or look underage, it was probably r.Kelly

I mean, if he was pissing. (but he wasn't)

If there's a beehive on the tree above him, go poke it with a stick.

or a squirrel could rip his nuts off

That was a bit of a sticky situation

No. More like woody.

Perves are everywhere

True. Similar thing happened to me. Upon my shocked face he retorted "Can't forbid me to look!"

#29, your comment sounded like he caught you jacking off and then he said that. At least that's how I read it haha.

I think she meant he was masturbating and using her as stimulus

Something like that happened to me once, but it was at a kids' playground, and the man wasn't even trying to stay hidden. I'm dead serious.

pedobear has been spotted!