Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Lisimal 7
Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.
EChan 1
Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.
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Comments (53)
MrZach 0
If you can't decipher what your dog is trying to say when it barks then you shouldn't have a dog. Anytime my dog barks I know exactly what he is barking for or at. I know the difference between my dog barking for water or food, so if someone was in my driveway stealing my car in the middle of the night, I would know it. Learn your dog's language or don't have a dog.
Nerry_fml 0
so you're saying OP deserves it cause he doesn't speak dog? you're retarded
brandonwong 18
Pretty much nobody does that.
kmgentil 0
IRONY
Annecyx3Katy 0
how rude!
DameGreyWulf 1
Never understood why people got so pissed off at dogs for barking. My father likes to yell at our dog from the house/garage... but lord, they saw something and want to let you know, for one, and two... I just don't see what's so annoying about it. Maybe if they were RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU then yeah, but otherwise... Unless it's a little yap dog. You know those things can cause hearing damage.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
if you wanted complete silence you should just get a pet rock.
FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0
well then **** you.
pbuk 0
You need to make it up to your dog by licking its balls. Shame on you for not speaking "woof"
Treece 0
Dogs don't bark for no damn reason (most of the time). Should have woke up, not like a dog is sitting at the window watching squirrels. He needs sleep to you know! So YDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EveryDayJackAss 0
ahhh.....karma is one of the leading causes of FMLs, sad really, but hey, without karma, there would be no FMLs to laugh at! =D
PhoenixElite 0
Ever thought he could be barking for a reason? YDI.