Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Lisimal 7
Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.
EChan 1
Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.
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Comments (53)
icertainlysuck 0
u are worse than michael vick! dog hater :P
aback 5
The people around here all have dogs to "guard their property". Thing is, they never pay any attention to them at all when they bark their heads off. They don't come see what's happening, nothing. So, you're not alone, anyway.
gkunit20 0
Seriously, some people don't have dogs. They will bark at EVERYTHING. It could have easily been a squirrel.
aback 5
If you actually pay attention, you can tell by the sound why it's barking. If you just let your dog sit outside and bark all day over nothing, then your neighbors are getting ready to burn your house down.
natsaysheyyy 16
If you actually put time and effort into training your dog, your dog is not just going to bark a freaking squirrel. In my house, my dog is not allowed to make a peep unless he is notifying me of something. Dogs that bark at everything are so annoying and are a result of poor training.
AnthonyD86 0
sucks that your car was stolen but YDI for yelling at your dog for doing his job.
allmidnighteyes 11
Good ol' Florida. Was this in Jack'n'Kill?
bosshaug 0
I <3 anal
ryansims 0
no **** your dogs life for having a retard as an owner
jessxoxo28 5
i agree with #23
shyguy_fml 0
I concur with you! Poor dog ;(
Intoxicunt 6
They were probably stealing your car as revenge for your dog not shutting up.
plexico 4
Sounds fair to me.
Intoxicunt 6
If the law saw it that way, I would have to open a used car lot within a year of moving somewhere. :) I do wish the law was more based on 'an eye for an eye', or in this case, maybe more like 'an eye for a toenail'. Revenge, FTW.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
lol once I was having a dream I was on a bus with my crush and she was leaning in to kiss me and my dog woke me up for a walk xD
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss..." Someone stealing your car