Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 464
You deserved it 2 002
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carrs2154 9
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Honestly. What the hell?

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WistayShlaio82 13
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I hope your insurance doesn’t read this

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WistayShlaio82 13
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I hope your insurance doesn’t read this

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krray 7
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Insurance!? How about the police... What you just did is a felony now.

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jc1015 24
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I'm hoping the opposite he would totally deserve it

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carrs2154 9
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Honestly. What the hell?

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mackdeezy 22
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You know, instead of counting your blessings for being lucky, you go and do this shit. The police would have understood if you were upfront with them.

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Wadlaen 21
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Fully understandable! A lot of us would have done the same!

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ViviMage 38

911 responders would rather you are safe and it's just the cat or dog making noises but confirmed the house is ok! You won't get in trouble for calling in good faith you were scared with strange noises! Well good luck on your 7 years bad luck!

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hdisnfjs91 18
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good job at commiting to avoid looking silly

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Filing a false police report. Stay classy.

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grayy 2
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filing a false police report wow, next you will blame someone innocent is that it?!

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