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Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
You know, instead of counting your blessings for being lucky, you go and do this shit. The police would have understood if you were upfront with them.
A lot of us would have done the same!
911 responders would rather you are safe and it's just the cat or dog making noises but confirmed the house is ok! You won't get in trouble for calling in good faith you were scared with strange noises!
Well good luck on your 7 years bad luck!
Honestly. What the hell?
I hope your insurance doesn’t read this