Animals, Dogs, Awkward and Cops: Crime scene - FML

Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2020 4:32

Honestly. What the hell?

WistayShlaio82 13

Saturday 7 March 2020 3:21

I hope your insurance doesn’t read this

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WistayShlaio82 13

Saturday 7 March 2020 3:21

I hope your insurance doesn’t read this

krray 7

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Tuesday 10 March 2020 18:38

Insurance!? How about the police... What you just did is a felony now.

jc1015 25

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Sunday 15 November 2020 9:20

I'm hoping the opposite he would totally deserve it

Itsheragain 9

Saturday 7 March 2020 3:43

😑

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Saturday 7 March 2020 4:32

Honestly. What the hell?

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Saturday 7 March 2020 8:15

You know, instead of counting your blessings for being lucky, you go and do this shit. The police would have understood if you were upfront with them.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 7 March 2020 8:23

Fully understandable! A lot of us would have done the same!

ViviMage 38

Saturday 7 March 2020 8:47

911 responders would rather you are safe and it's just the cat or dog making noises but confirmed the house is ok! You won't get in trouble for calling in good faith you were scared with strange noises! Well good luck on your 7 years bad luck!

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Saturday 7 March 2020 13:58

good job at commiting to avoid looking silly

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Saturday 7 March 2020 15:02

Filing a false police report. Stay classy.

grayy 2

Saturday 7 March 2020 21:21

filing a false police report wow, next you will blame someone innocent is that it?!

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