Drunk, Neighbours and Transportation: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 20:30

Today, after 3 days of hearing a car alarm going off almost continuously, the city finally came and towed it. Immediately after, the owner showed up with a switchblade, inquiring who called the city. My neighbors ratted me out, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Good samaritan

By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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Thanks for your help

By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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writerchic85 25

Monday 12 October 2015 12:12

Take video of them doing it and call the cops again.

SoulEaterSE 23

Monday 12 October 2015 12:15

Now call the cops on them for damaging your property

Comments

writerchic85 25

Monday 12 October 2015 12:12

Take video of them doing it and call the cops again.

UnicornWaffles 23

Tuesday 13 October 2015 2:10

Considering them having a baseball bat and a quite obviously obnoxious attitude, that doesn't seem like the best idea.

aleyp63 13

Tuesday 13 October 2015 4:45

36, dont you know the meaning of hidden cameras?

mcsammo11 12

Monday 12 October 2015 12:14

they don't seem to be smart neighbors.

gogo44444 28

Monday 12 October 2015 15:40

Is this century, who is?

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 13 October 2015 2:30

^Not you.

SoulEaterSE 23

Monday 12 October 2015 12:15

Now call the cops on them for damaging your property

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 12 October 2015 12:16

living with nuts

izntdan 14

Monday 12 October 2015 12:17

That's actually a higher charge. That's retaliation. I wold definitely call the cops and press charges.

MrsPegg 45

Monday 12 October 2015 12:23

They're just batshit crazy OP. I'd slam some charges on them for their foul behavior if I were you.

juicy_extasy 25

Monday 12 October 2015 12:31

Wow! Sounds like you meed to move! Would have been good if you caught that on tape so you can press charges

Mightytall 35

Monday 12 October 2015 12:38

Are they regulars on Jerry Springer? At least they didn't come charging your front door with a 12 gage shotgun...

Mightytall 35

Monday 12 October 2015 12:40

Come to think of it, you should probably keep one of those 12 gage shotguns near your bed from now on...

rainbowsRlove 15

Monday 12 October 2015 13:22

absolutely video what is going on let him finish his rage fit. then press charges. easy.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 12 October 2015 13:48

You're a good neighbor OP!!

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