Animals: Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking... - FML

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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You deserved it 43 007

By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 174

Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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You deserved it 35 361

Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Who's a good boy?

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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You deserved it 226

WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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You deserved it 648

Good boy

By Chyna - 04/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML

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Top comments

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:07

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

EChan 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

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SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:02

Um this is uber familiar as the typical conscience story... Not very original.

Rixxieee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:06

So because you heard something similar before, it could never happen ever ever again. Ever? You know, because of all the possible things that can actually happen in this universe from another star being created to pulling a red sock out of a load of once white now pink washing, nothing could ever happen twice. You heard it here first folks.

spiffles 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:50

It just shows that people are always stupid. Even after they have already laughed at the same situation on FML.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:27

So this person's disaster isn't original enough for you? Bitch...

yohaun12 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:03

lol. second!! n e way. yeah. your shitty 4 dat

rayrayy_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

...what?

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:31

Buried for butchering the English language.

Egotistical 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

Wow. What's so great about being second? OP:Ydi and fyl

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:06

you may as well have a cat

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:07

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:12

You need to get The Dog Whisperer to come teach your damned dog some manners. If he keeps making so much damned noise, you're not going to get any car thieves to come to your place anymore. How would you like that?

EChan 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

chowyuk 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

there always the first to know

kittenmeow 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:34

youthink: is right dogs are suppose to bark and protect you. Get a cat!!!

rozzie 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:34

ur a dick

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Today, on the last day of our vacation with my boyfriend's family, I'm crying alone under a tree because he refuses to talk to me because I got mad he didn't want to do anything with me, but did those same things with his family. He went out of his way to do all the things I wanted to do, but without me. FML

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Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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