Animals: Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking... - FML

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

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Windy day

By Tree - 21/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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You deserved it 35 345

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

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Top comments

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:07

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

EChan 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

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SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:02

Um this is uber familiar as the typical conscience story... Not very original.

Rixxieee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:06

So because you heard something similar before, it could never happen ever ever again. Ever? You know, because of all the possible things that can actually happen in this universe from another star being created to pulling a red sock out of a load of once white now pink washing, nothing could ever happen twice. You heard it here first folks.

spiffles 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:50

It just shows that people are always stupid. Even after they have already laughed at the same situation on FML.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:27

So this person's disaster isn't original enough for you? Bitch...

yohaun12 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:03

lol. second!! n e way. yeah. your shitty 4 dat

rayrayy_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

...what?

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:31

Buried for butchering the English language.

Egotistical 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

Wow. What's so great about being second? OP:Ydi and fyl

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:06

you may as well have a cat

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:07

Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:12

You need to get The Dog Whisperer to come teach your damned dog some manners. If he keeps making so much damned noise, you're not going to get any car thieves to come to your place anymore. How would you like that?

EChan 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.

chowyuk 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:25

there always the first to know

kittenmeow 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:34

youthink: is right dogs are suppose to bark and protect you. Get a cat!!!

rozzie 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:34

ur a dick

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