Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Top comments
immaMonsta 8
Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
ajeyness 10
Your dog alarm is faulty
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Comments (78)
JFAW 6
Gotta love dogs like that.
SkoomaKi 28
The dog was probably having a nightmare! Just calm it down and go back to sleep.
youjustmademelol 4
Eh dogs can be dumb... It was good you did it though, don't blame the dog NEVER blame the dog, blame it's owners
WaxyBootz 0
Well, look on the bright side. You have a reason to murder your neighbor now. :)
emba_fml 13
And what would that reason be...?
shanemaximo 7
A dogs bark will noticeably change from an alert bark to a frantic and aggressive one of they perceive real and imminent danger.
BTSfanatic 0
^dis nigguh knows wassup
KiddNYC1O 22
Definitely a German Shepherd would.
guitarbeast 22
Maybe there was a burglar and you just didn't see him O.o
deviable 9
My dog saved my neighbors from a burglar. 4 in the morning we let her out and she raised hell, then we saw flashlights bobbing in the windows. Our neighbors were on vacation so we called the cops, and they were caught. Coolest thing my dog had ever done. We loved her, bless her soul, but she was about as smart as a bag of bricks.
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
A ninja..
immaMonsta 8
Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
princev4 3
OP pulled a noob move. Who is afraid of a car being stolen. I simply just smite it with a frost bolt and arcane blast. One time when I was raiding Stormwind, I took three feral rogues by myself. This is all after a pwned the king of course. I also got a nuke on Salvage going 32-1, I think it's stupid how your own nuke kills you. You should be able get into a metal box that shields you from harmful rays. Gosh some people these days..
kiran_fml 5
That's nice, 64.
ajeyness 10
Your dog alarm is faulty
ImInYourFACEbook 8
After all the FML's about getting apps to wake up you just gotta love a good ol' fashion alarm.
deebaybeee19 6
atleast your car is still there...and if the dogs bothering you so.much call the cops and they'll give your neighbor a ticket.. simple.
TheWindowLicker 13
I would at least ask the neighbors to try and quiet their dogs barking, I wouldn't go straight to the cops. People can be reasoned with, you know.
coldashell 23
Likely was the dog that was stolen from me as a child.
smartassking 0
Nice icon xD
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Experience tells me no one has a dignified "o-face", at least not without practicing a lot in front of a mirror first. ;) That being said, nice profile pic. :)
ohxdamnxkay02 12
maybe someone was trying to steal your car and the dog scared him off. (:
Redoxx_fml 22
Or maybe the dog just likes to bark
reccee 0
If it's a persistent problem call the cops. If that doesent work poison the damn thing. Rat poison in a meat ball will work. Just insure you use enough and don't pay with a credit card or buy it in a store nearby and destroy the wraping. Good luck!
MigraineurOfLife 15
The things we do have a funny way of smacking us back in the face ya know! I'd be careful what you eat from now on. :@
reccee 0
I don't stand in back yard and bark all night so I have no worry about being poisoned. Sure hope you feel the same way about rat poison for rats. Otherwise your just another hypocrite.
kittenvks 11
Have you considered therapy for your anger issues?
Awsumuzzie 12
Don't forget to wear a mask and a voice disguise!
archenemybtch 0
Wow. That is just ****** up. The dog might be annoying as hell, but I'm pretty sure OP's neighbors love it nonetheless. No need to poison the poor thing.
DocBastard 40
My sarcasmometer is NOT beeping, so it seems that you're actually just a sadistic ****. Poison a dog that is simply doing something innate? Really? Maybe I should poison you for being an asshole.
moneybagz131 6
I was once a cowboy of dogs.
queen_awks 16
Would you rather your car had been stolen?