Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Lisimal 7
Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.
EChan 1
Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.
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Comments (53)
Ranoona 0
poor dog he was just trying to help. Now that you shouted at him I doubt he will bark at anyone who will try to steal your things.
jerry10394 0
the dog deserves a ******* from you
rety1 13
lol. that sucks. the factory alarm on my car has a mechanism to cut the starter and lock the steering wheel upon the alarm being set off.. and my cars from the 80's.....
XxSonyaBladexX 0
Aren't animals amazing?!?
rainergeis 0
How old is your car exactly? Because the newer one can't be hot-wired.
Meesersuperman1 4
Well if your dog doesn't usually just randomly start barking in the middle of the night you should assume something is wrong.
georgiag_93 4
Good dog
motoxracer156 5
Ydi listen to ur dog
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
I can connect...I love my two dogs so much but they howl and bark at absolutely everything at any time of day and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference with them barking between something dangerous and a bird walking outside the window.
justinemalang1 14
So.... did he get the car?