By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML
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Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

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What a crappy way to start off the day, I'm sorry OP

That guy is a turd for not cleaning it up better.

Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

Sounds like a crapy job

Why do people continue to make these terrible puns?

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

tch would be your worst day ever FYL

That's disgusting.

It's not that bad OP, way better than human crap right?

Obviously this is why you should always hold shoes by the side when taking them off, especially someone else's shoes.

Incoming 'that's shitty' comments.

I think they're already here.

it makes me sick even imagining it

I'm sorry OP!! That's really disgusting and I hope you didn't have to clean all that up yourself