FML : Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man...

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By UkuleleTime / Wednesday 10 June 2015 05:25 / United States - Garner

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By laurenhem | 26

#6316189 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:18

Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

By mds9986 | 24

#6316314 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:10

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

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By Llama24 | 14

#6316186 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:15

What a crappy way to start off the day, I'm sorry OP

By mds9986 | 24

#6316188 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:16

That guy is a turd for not cleaning it up better.

By laurenhem | 26

#6316189 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:18

Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

By udderbutter | 15

#6316192 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:19

Sounds like a crapy job

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6316304 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:00

Why do people continue to make these terrible puns?

mds9986 | 24

#6316314 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:10

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

By zahidnasir | 19

#6316193 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:20

tch would be your worst day ever FYL

By stargazing | 17

#6316196 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:21

That's disgusting.

By lennon_ | 16

#6316200 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:26

It's not that bad OP, way better than human crap right?

Zevon | 10

#6316312 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:07

Obviously this is why you should always hold shoes by the side when taking them off, especially someone else's shoes.

By AddictGamer | 16

#6316205 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:28

Incoming 'that's shitty' comments.

nhbasskid13 | 23

#6316441 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 20:02

I think they're already here.

By esamolwan | 18

#6316206 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:28

it makes me sick even imagining it

By jesuis_julie | 21

#6316211 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:34

I'm sorry OP!! That's really disgusting and I hope you didn't have to clean all that up yourself

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