Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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Nakomai 17

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Monday 12 August 2019 16:36

Why do people never hold their significant other accountable and go after the other person?

stormy0307 16

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Monday 12 August 2019 14:01

You pressed charges against her right?

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stormy0307 16

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Monday 12 August 2019 14:01

You pressed charges against her right?

Nakomai 17

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Monday 12 August 2019 16:36

Why do people never hold their significant other accountable and go after the other person?

cacheson 41

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Monday 12 August 2019 17:15

People love their significant others and are afraid of losing them and being alone, so out of fear they choose the next best/easiest target, which is the “mistress” to take out their anger. Unfortunately most people are not self-aware enough to realize their displaced feelings so they are just reactionary and ignorant about it.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 12 August 2019 18:11

I never understand why people attack the other person rather than their own cheating partner (not that either is a good option). Usually, the other person is like in this case, oblivious they are with a cheat.

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