By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 065
You deserved it 4 216

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Well maybe you shouldnt be so racist with your shoes and shit.

You got your but kicked by an old man...LOL! Just aim for the hip next time takes them down no problem.

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hahahahhaha thats awesome

get a brown show and that won't happen

at least you didn't ask 'a brotha' to spit shine your shoes and get your ass beat like that nigger on the AC transit by EPIC BEARD MAN!!

it sounds fake to me honestly

I agree this has to be fake

It's awesome that a man beat a woman? I hope you called the cops OP.

you deserved it. give the man what he wants! don't be cheap.

You got your but kicked by an old man...LOL! Just aim for the hip next time takes them down no problem.

The customer's always right?

Ha ha! Tht's so funny. You've cheered me up. :P

FYL in the truest sense of the phrase...

Don't get between an old guy and his shoes! Your just lucky they weren't slippers. He may have killed you for those!

Well maybe you shouldnt be so racist with your shoes and shit.

I must say this response really is my favorite.

wow, old guys are just plain crazy sometimes.. btw, report him if you seriously hurt