Work, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Filthy animal - FML

Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Chazzster 26

Tuesday 25 January 2022 19:42

If you can without arousing suspicion, document your coworker’s appearance by taking a picture. Then you can go to your boss or HR with your complaint. Without that proof nothing is liable to be done. Nobody should have to deal or work with a deliberate shit stain of a human being! Bear in mind he might, or might not, have done this knowing you would be the one cleaning it up. That could imply some malice towards you personally from a passive-aggressive jerk. If that’s the case, it’s not going to stop until the idiot is caught and fired. But do not tell anyone else besides management or HR that you are the one reporting this.

Mysterious_one 26

Wednesday 26 January 2022 5:15

lol .. You got paid to do that 🤣

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 January 2022 16:33

Sounds like a ... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation! On the walls? How? No, wait, I don't want to know.

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 25 January 2022 19:42

If you can without arousing suspicion, document your coworker’s appearance by taking a picture. Then you can go to your boss or HR with your complaint. Without that proof nothing is liable to be done. Nobody should have to deal or work with a deliberate shit stain of a human being! Bear in mind he might, or might not, have done this knowing you would be the one cleaning it up. That could imply some malice towards you personally from a passive-aggressive jerk. If that’s the case, it’s not going to stop until the idiot is caught and fired. But do not tell anyone else besides management or HR that you are the one reporting this.

Mysterious_one 26

Wednesday 26 January 2022 5:15

lol .. You got paid to do that 🤣

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