Poopoo peepee, Gross and Work: Jobsworth

Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

shit happens. ;)

goatboy197 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:08

He better give you a raise :)

Comments

BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

shit happens. ;)

supergamer94 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:04

Indeed.

GameDub 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:08

pun intended I assume #1 how the hell do you just shit on the floor like that??

lmfao1643 3

Friday 29 January 2010 1:16

sorry about that taco bell gets harder to hold in ever year.

HeresReality 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:16

how would you step on shit on a tile floor? you were sent to cleanthe bathroom so this could not have been a suprise, and it's not like you wouldn't have been able to see it. this is proably fake

virgo831 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:35

that's nasty

xolivlaughluvxo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:53

who ***** on the floor?? that sucks

petrcech_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:06

Nick got played spread the word

Extacy23 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:25

sounds like a hell of a job

ihavenoname123 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:15

Dude, some kid in my elementary school threw shit on the wall and ceiling. it was obviously a black man -_-

CronosDage 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:40

39, racist

cowgod 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:40

no it probably was white trash. blacks poop in little ditches outside

rramirez1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:23

I pooped on the floor, did u enjoy cleaning up my poop??

goatboy197 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:08

He better give you a raise :)

efil_ym_kcuf 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:08

i am not sure how real this is sounds fake but if it is real yes. **** ur life

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:16

How does this sound so bizarre that it would be fake? Someone has pooped in the dressing room at a place I used to work at, some people are just sick. This shit really happens. Pun intended.

danceem1128 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:35

hsuc

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 29 January 2010 3:16

I walked into a restroom one time to find a hardened turd lodged into the air vent. Above me. Can't use public restrooms anymore.

Malinkrot 3

Friday 29 January 2010 4:35

people are nasty and do that all the time. I work at a waterpark when i'm home from college breaks, and I find shit in the bathroom sometimes. it's usually trashy parents who don't clean up after their stupid kids. my friend used to work at TJ Maxx and she said people pissed and crapped in the dressing rooms all the time, sometimes using the clothes to wipe it up or hide it.

RaKum12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:19

I would of been pissed off. don't u guys have a janitor?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 29 January 2010 6:43

Since we're sharing shitty stories, here's one: My mom worked at a computer repair place. The back door was in an alley, more or less. So, homeless people would stay back there. Apparently one had to take a shit. Rather than doing it on the ground, they pressed their ass against the wall and shit while walking away. The turd was sticking straight out from the wall, and stayed attached for months until someone cleaned it off. I know it sounds fake, but I saw it with my own eyes. Anyway....yes, FYL, OP. >_>

pandemic_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:58

When I worked at Michael's, someone apparently failed at throwing away a dirty diaper. There was shit tracked all over the bathroom where people were stepping in it. The diaper was shoved half way in a sanitary box, and there was shit all over the toilet and stall. The shit was a terrible green color. People have just walked into GameStop, popped a squat, shat/pissed on the carpet, and walked out. They just keep extra carpet tiles in the back room now.

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:09

Ah, the human pooper scooper.

missxteenuh 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:10

"the fear" kroq. :)

cottonshwabs 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:12

I can not believe that people actually poop on the floor,it's disgusting.Also I probably just would have quit the job if they asked me to clean up human poop.

saucey12 1

Friday 29 January 2010 1:26

#8 human poop?? Like any other poop is better...

Burgessnk 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:04

herbivore poop is generally less smelly and less sticky than human poop. Much rather clean that up.

saranottelling 7

Friday 29 January 2010 1:21

Your boss crapped on the floor and put oil on the keys so they would be slippery. He then watched the whole thing happen on camera. OP, your boss is a sicko who carries "oil" around, craps on the floor, and has cameras in the bathroom. Is your boss Billy Ray Cyrus? I don't know him, but when I think of creeps watching people clean up poop for their own sick pleasure I think of him. EDIT: did I just type that? Wow... I am really tired...