1) How do you know op doesn't. 2) Op could have a religion that's against it. 3) It's ops choice not yours.

#14 I wish I could control people who are controlling so they won't be controlling anymore.

If OP is comfortable with herself not wearing make up, or only wearing a little then I say good for her. She obviously doesn't feel she needs to hide behind a mask in order to leave the house.

#1- Suck it. How did that feel? Not so nice is it?

Loool, yeah that really hurt me

Good! Now maybe next time you will be nice so we don't have to let #42 hurt you again.

The wild FML user is confused!

Wild Internet user uses Insult. Your self esteem fell.

That doesn't sound like a good reason to have sex with him...

So by that logic, I should've banged my brother's ex… Nah, I'm good.

You said it, not me

Sounds like my roommate. What a dick.

Is their penis note worthy?

yeah you go trellz guy! you're so right dude

No they don't!! Most people are gorgeous sexy beasts who are lovely to each other! Well they are in my life anyway... Happy Easter FML community! May you meet some of the lovely people out there over Easter. :)

LIES! #93 THAT IS A LIE!!!

Can't you just laugh to yourself? Do you really have to comment that?

I bet you didn't even really laugh.

#7- Oh you laughed! Thank god! I was beginning to worry.

^But douches are in the personal care aisle.

Don't make up story is OP? I think you mean stories

10 could also mean "don't make up the op that belongs to story." #10, you're learning. Pay attention.

I wouldn't bet money on that one if I was you. People with low self esteem gravitate to other people with low self esteem.

I wouldn't bet money that I would bet money on such a statement.