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Show it anyway1) How do you know op doesn't. 2) Op could have a religion that's against it. 3) It's ops choice not yours.
#14 I wish I could control people who are controlling so they won't be controlling anymore.
If OP is comfortable with herself not wearing make up, or only wearing a little then I say good for her. She obviously doesn't feel she needs to hide behind a mask in order to leave the house.
#1- Suck it. How did that feel? Not so nice is it?
Loool, yeah that really hurt me
Good! Now maybe next time you will be nice so we don't have to let #42 hurt you again.
Wild Internet user uses Insult. Your self esteem fell.
That doesn't sound like a good reason to have sex with him...
So by that logic, I should've banged my brother's ex… Nah, I'm good.
Sounds like my roommate. What a dick.
Is their penis note worthy?
yeah you go trellz guy! you're so right dude
People suck! Im so sorry :(
Can't you just laugh to yourself? Do you really have to comment that?
I bet you didn't even really laugh.
#7- Oh you laughed! Thank god! I was beginning to worry.
people can be cruel like that. don't let it get to you op.
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Show it anywayNo worries, OP. I'm sure he's never had a girlfriend nor will he ever get one with a personality like that.
Well...! Somebody told him you didn't know so they ended up having a bet with each other. Whoever thought you were inefficient got their ass kicked. He was probably laughing at the person who lost.. Take it easy!!
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I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him
Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.