By AmyLeigh - 26/08/2012 04:18 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 209
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I would be waiting for the one idiot that asks if that's its natural color.

As long as no one who questions you is from the SPCA or the Humane Society, you won't have to put up with the well-deserved animal abuse investigation.

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I would be waiting for the one idiot that asks if that's its natural color.

1 - I take it from OP's post that there were several such idiots??

2# What makes you think that? Seeing a puppy around with a purple head isn't something you see everyday, so you're bound to be curious as to why it's purple. Besides, the only idiot named in the FML is OP's sister.

Emma Watson dyed her dog pink... so I suppose it's kind of plausible for someone to assume OP did the same? Definitely still weird though.

Lol that's so true and then I would've said yes it is natural

I thought Na'vi were blue... something doesn't add up...

...I think your sister might be colorblind, because they were definitely blue, not purple. On that note, fyl, but how did she turn your dog purple? I mean, if it wasn't animal safe dye like manic panic (yes, even though it is made for people it is safe to use on animals, most colors anyways) or like washable markers you should probably take your dog to the vet.... I'm really sorry your sibling is an idiot though.

Yep im sure she got some manic panic that was just lying around. Not a purple marker or anything...

"Two young too understand?" So, speaking of idiots...

Yes, 23's grammar is terrible... But makes a good point.

Some dyes come out different colors if you don't strip the color out of the hair first. One of my friends does styling for a living, and though I'm not sure of what colors, blue may be one of them. Especially if the hair being dyed is on the darker side.

I hope she was reprimanded at least, seeing as it is your puppy.

At least she didn't shave your head.

What the fuck does that have to do with OPs case?

Yeah and at least his mom didn't die on the same day. See? You could go on and on with worse situations for literally every fml. Sorry end of rant

The irrelevance of this is remarkable.

That's not even bad and your little sister sounds cute. Purple puppies are good conversation starters.

So if the dog dies because of the dye that's "cute"?

As long as no one who questions you is from the SPCA or the Humane Society, you won't have to put up with the well-deserved animal abuse investigation.

It’s not abuse so they wouldn’t have an investigation done regardless

This seems like more of a cute story to tell at family gatherings or something than an FML. If I was you or your sister I would laugh about it later!

Nice timing to walk him...

Yes. Because OP should totally have waited for the dye to be fully washed off, right? Even if it takes a while, let the puppy just do it's business in the yard.

Does your little sister also play with fire? We may may have a budding sociopath on our hands.

Playing with fire is totally normal, my and my siblings used to use the magnifying glass to set fire to piles of newspaper. And sometimes old toys. We turned out... Okay.

Playing with fire is definitely cool, especially when done with rubbing alcohol.

You sure about that?

#15, you're still young, you could still turn out to be a psycho killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est.

15- so when you were little you set fire to newspapers...and now you set fire to llamas.

39's comment so made my day! For those who don't understand, read #15's username. Lmfao

39- She may set fire to llamas, but Adele sets fire to the rain. I think that takes much more talent.