Love: Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister...

By anonymous - 30/07/2015 22:04 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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Khepre 22

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

That is true love right there.

foreverfmls 10

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:14

Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!

foreverfmls 10

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:14

Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!

shessohighh 10

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Saturday 1 August 2015 0:32

#relationshipgoals

punwpa 12

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Sunday 2 August 2015 14:04

#relationshitgoals

chaylea 19

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Tuesday 20 October 2015 23:51

#54 I see what you did there

Khepre 22

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

That is true love right there.

echarlotte 19

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

Close relationship?

Murilirum 23

Friday 31 July 2015 18:47

Airtight

LyricaSilvan 29

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Friday 31 July 2015 19:49

You, sir, are brilliant.

GrinchFu1 27

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:16

I tried to fart into my phone using the talk to text feature and nothing happened. I'm a little disappointed. Anyway, *fart noise.*

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:16

that stinks man

AGhost5445 25

Friday 31 July 2015 11:20

Join in and make it a group message

DerrickJames 33

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:24

In what scenario would you have to sit through that? Stuck in a car?

chuchusheep 19

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Friday 31 July 2015 17:16

if they were stuck in a car with the two, that would be a pretty bad scenario in more ways than one.

RarityRoyale 17

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:30

And who says that romance is dead...

aylind 18

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:35

Don't be jealous op. You'll find someone to do that with someday as well :p

abNormal62 23

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Friday 31 July 2015 11:42

Sounds like a gas...

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Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML

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Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML

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Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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