FML : Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Thursday 30 July 2015 22:04 / United States - Virginia Beach

Love

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By Khepre | 22

#6367155 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

That is true love right there.

By foreverfmls | 10

#6367154 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:14

Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!

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By foreverfmls | 10

#6367154 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:14

Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!

shessohighh | 10

#6367693 - Saturday 1 August 2015 12:32

#relationshipgoals

punwpa | 12

#6368987 - Sunday 2 August 2015 02:04

#relationshitgoals

chaylea | 19

#6440335 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 11:51

#54 I see what you did there

By Khepre | 22

#6367155 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

That is true love right there.

By echarlotte | 19

#6367156 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:15

Close relationship?

Murilirum | 23

#6367462 - Friday 31 July 2015 06:47

Airtight

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6367535 - Friday 31 July 2015 07:49

You, sir, are brilliant.

By GrinchFu1 | 27

#6367158 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:16

I tried to fart into my phone using the talk to text feature and nothing happened. I'm a little disappointed. Anyway, *fart noise.*

By samuelreza | 9

#6367159 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:16

that stinks man

By AGhost5445 | 25

#6367161 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:20

Join in and make it a group message

By DerrickJames | 33

#6367162 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:24

In what scenario would you have to sit through that? Stuck in a car?

chuchusheep | 19

#6367358 - Friday 31 July 2015 05:16

if they were stuck in a car with the two, that would be a pretty bad scenario in more ways than one.

By RarityRoyale | 17

#6367164 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:30

And who says that romance is dead...

By aylind | 18

#6367166 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:35

Don't be jealous op. You'll find someone to do that with someday as well :p

By abNormal62 | 23

#6367168 - Friday 31 July 2015 11:42

Sounds like a gas...

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