Relatable, Awkward, Parents, LGBTQIA+ and Cute: Unexpected

Unexpected

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:00

Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML

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wysegirl 24

Tuesday 26 April 2022 0:56

It's not their place if their child wants to keep it a secret. They were probably respecting the kids privacy.

mccuish 25

Tuesday 26 April 2022 7:44

I’m wondering the same thing

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mike3775 35

Monday 25 April 2022 16:21

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mccuish 25

Tuesday 26 April 2022 7:44

I’m wondering the same thing

poopface82 16

Monday 25 April 2022 17:46

FYL for your parents never having an honest conversation with you before. Sounds like it should have been brought up sooner.

wysegirl 24

Tuesday 26 April 2022 0:56

It's not their place if their child wants to keep it a secret. They were probably respecting the kids privacy.

TheEntity652 1

Tuesday 26 April 2022 9:06

hey at least they still love you. now you have a funny story to tell

Gemfez 15

Wednesday 27 April 2022 22:18

This is kind of funny. Your parents sound really nice.

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