FML : Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on...

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Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 21 April 2009 04:43 / United States

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By finn_fml | 0

#129125 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

By Shiniku | 0

#129130 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:15

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there.

Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#129124 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ilovefatcats | 12

#874332 - Saturday 20 February 2010 4:06

um...
it's Cronus
and he's a evil whore

killpro | 0

#917820 - Saturday 6 March 2010 1:27

Your son will thank you later.

PoopTrainDix | 0

#972956 - Friday 2 April 2010 7:27

are you fucking stupid? kratos isn't a make believe video game character, he's been around for waaaaaay longer than that game!

redsox4021 | 0

#980855 - Saturday 17 April 2010 8:14

kratos is like Greek mythology or something. it's sad u think that it first came from a video game

poezpoee | 0

#1014579 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:11

ligit its a greek god. hence "God of War". lol

canvas | 0

#1035525 - Saturday 19 June 2010 1:25

um no it's kratos

XAnNiHiLaTiOn | 6

#2496143 - Thursday 12 May 2011 2:00

it's Kratos cronos is from like the incredables

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2888481 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:18

560 - STFU and know what you are talking about before you open your trap.

Kratos is the main character in the God of War series for PS3.

akg98 | 13

#4846958 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 7:28

#560 its KRONOS and hes the titan of time not Kratos

SpearD | 4

#5188257 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:59

Kratos is the main character from God Of War, who exacts revenge on the god of war, furthermore making himself the god of war. But yes, Kronos is a mythical Titan.

SpearD | 4

#5188266 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:01

Oh, never mind, I thought you meant the character in the game. Although I thought there was a Cronus somewhere in Greek mythology.

Link5794 | 16

#5215639 - Wednesday 5 December 2012 2:33

I think Cronus is an alternative spelling.

JokersHQ | 21

#5570195 - Monday 8 July 2013 3:03

I'm pretty sure 560 was referring to the actual deity of Greek mythology that the character of the PS3 game is based on

randome101 | 12

#6135028 - Thursday 4 December 2014 20:09

The K and C are switched sometimes I believe, to settle this Kronos/Cronus thing. I think cyclops can also be switched with kyklops. Weird, just something I read when doing school research on cyclopes

Brighton_Cruz | 20

#6516556 - Thursday 21 January 2016 21:47

you're all wrong. kronos=greek cronus=roman. same dude, different names. just like zeus=greek and jupiter=roman. romans took the greeks ideas and gods and renamed them and changed them slightly.

By finn_fml | 0

#129125 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

leticiax3 | 0

#4080851 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:53

agreeed; & just bc its "he turn to pick" it doesn't mean you need to name your kid some stupid name like that or just a name you dont like, grow a pear & speak upp!

shyeahh_fml | 19

#4709253 - Thursday 19 July 2012 21:11

I believe the term is "grow a pair". Fruit probably wouldn't help in this situation.

desoto96 | 9

#5112598 - Sunday 4 November 2012 2:45

650 that was funny, but back to #2. I think compromise is the best route for names. My dad wanted to name my little brother diesel and my mom wanted Asher. So they decide Asher as the first and diesel as the middle, but we still call him diesel lol.

By padlarf | 14

#129127 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Shiniku | 0

#129130 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:15

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there.

Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

atthegates | 0

#2397542 - Sunday 24 April 2011 12:43

that name is badass.

rmeyer6 | 0

#2848552 - Friday 8 July 2011 17:24

agree with ya. kratia in Greek means rule or ruler so it's a pretty BA name if you ask me

Ckpa23 | 0

#2894036 - Friday 15 July 2011 3:49

It's most definitely a BA name, but I would have gone with Ezio since I'm an AC fan :3

minisquid | 9

#3553026 - Monday 7 November 2011 6:40

Better than "Soap" :P

MexicanTexasQtt | 9

#4783623 - Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:35

I prefer the Greek Gods names over the Roman ones.

samir1996 | 0

#4935566 - Saturday 15 September 2012 17:46

651 agreed!

desoto96 | 9

#5112616 - Sunday 4 November 2012 2:51

632 don't forget about "Roach."

DenBriZel | 31

#5817652 - Sunday 5 January 2014 15:16

My daughter's name is Zelda. Just putting that out there.

jrenf | 8

#5895982 - Wednesday 26 March 2014 1:20

@681, at least it's not link

DalekBubbles | 18

#6164484 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:41

How would that be bad?

By buryuntime | 0

#129131 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:15

not as bad as the man who named his kid ESPN.

UnearthlyEnemy | 9

#816116 - Monday 1 February 2010 18:43

No way!

And Kratos was real, he is portrayed in God of War.
Cause he's real.

minax24 | 0

#1380187 - Friday 10 September 2010 4:44

what about shithead?

By kungpowmace | 0

#129132 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:15

kratos is actually a greek god who symbolizes strength. You can make it cratos to look a little better.

Ghostalker | 0

#326188 - Sunday 21 June 2009 9:11

My last girlfriend's name was Athena, she loves her name.

MexicanTexasQtt | 9

#4783630 - Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:38

I prefer Greek over Roman. It should be Ares if he wants the God of war.

DoomSkuller | 28

#6240793 - Monday 23 March 2015 7:39

Kratos and Ares are not the same
Ares' Roman aspect is Mars
Kratos in traditional Greek myth is the god of strength and power, son of the Titans Pallas and Styx
He and his brothers Nike (victory), Bia (force) and Zelus (zeal) were enforcers for Zeus

By mrdotkom | 0

#129133 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:17

Kratos is an awesome name. Why would you ever want that changed? I bet you would have picked a common and boring name like Joeseph. I wish i had an awesome name like Kratos