By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 576
You deserved it 4 859

Same thing different taste

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What's a Brazilian? (Sorry I don't know much about waxing)

Or a Playboy. It's all the hair, front and back. You can always over heat the wax a little too. Not enough to burn but enough to be uncomfortable! Anyway FYL, that's a horrible way to wake up!

free2speak 14

Or anal. Best revenge ever. It'll make her scream, alright.

Or wax half of each of her eyebrows, that is the best revenge. Make her make the choice to keep the other half or get rid of it >:)

My friend and I did this once. She woke up with no hair in the middle of her head.

I think I feel a YouTube channel coming on..

41, have you ever heard of those stories where women cut their men's dicks off? Yeah, don't Nair her head.

This is why people have trust issues. That and the fact that you think it's a chocolate chip cookie and it ends up being oatmeal raisin.

chell1894 13
nattynatters 14

This is a quote from "40 Year Old Virgin" and very related. Stop thumbing it down just because you don't understand the comments. :P

Actually, that reason is both valid and common for thumbing things down. Personally, I probably thumb 1/25 of the comments I read, but if I didn't get it and decided to thumb it, it would be down.

Me? I only thumb things up, never down. I would hate to be responsible for a buried comment just because I didn't understand it but someone else would. Ex: this comment :P and I don't worry about overly offensive topics. Those usually get mod anyways.

Most people thumb down for the following reasons: grammer, spelling, unrelated, or just plain shitty.

68- Yes, thank you for the explanation... Like we didn't already know.

CharresBarkrey 15
MindFreakazoid 10

I don't believe that's what he was getting at, 36.

And I believe 36 was making a joke back.

The insane ones are usually the best in bed. Enjoy it until she whips out the scissors. Then, run., but not with scissors in hand.