Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
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Top comments
thethingy 6
Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)
DocBastard 40
Someone who lives in Brazil. Obviously.
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Comments (98)
gardenwhipped3 14
kelly clarkston!!
iwadasn 33
There was a post awhile back about a girl waking up to find her boyfriend waxing her upper lip, and everyone blamed the girl for not "taking care of herself." Let's see how sexism turns the tables for this one, shall we?
chippa 24
Yes, and even if there was an apparent double-standard, the comparison would only really work if it were the same people commenting on both FMLs.
Cainicide 5
Epic torture method.
Mookiisfabulous 15
This reminds me a time I told my ex that he had a unibrow going on... He let me take a wax strip and fix it. Had to hold him down though, he was flipping out too much... I said I was going count to three and count to two never said three. I was laughing so hard, his father said he lost his man card. Lol
mosquito19 14
she's awesome
maemadness 2
Best visual ever.
s1966 0
Marry her. Now. Your life will never be boring.
Werken247 14
So, I'll bet the next time you tell her she needs to wax, you'll be a little more specific about who and where.
Tamz13 2
If he's really hairy & has a sense of humor he should just shave what's left into something annoying that she'll have to look at until it all grows back out.
mike307 11
I love a girl with a good sense of humor. You look back on that kind of thing as the best memory's.