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By xXx - / Friday 16 October 2009 08:20 / United States
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By  Tequilamockngbrd  |  7

Whenever an FML starts out with "My boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. thought..." you know it's going to end up being horrible. Now all kinds of dust and stuff will get into your eyes. ]: If you're feeling mean, you can do the same thing to your girlfriend. If you're feeling less mean, you can make her buy you fancy fake eyelashes (ooh, maybe with rhinestones!) until yours grow back.

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By  Tequilamockngbrd  |  7

Whenever an FML starts out with "My boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. thought..." you know it's going to end up being horrible. Now all kinds of dust and stuff will get into your eyes. ]: If you're feeling mean, you can do the same thing to your girlfriend. If you're feeling less mean, you can make her buy you fancy fake eyelashes (ooh, maybe with rhinestones!) until yours grow back.

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  jchansfan  |  0

Yeah, but hers was an accident/lapse of judgement, purposely doing the same to her'd be a lot worse! That's terrible advice! So what do you do if someone accidentally bumps into you and knocks you over!?! Follow them around waiting for the perfect chance to strike and take your revenge!?! D: lol I hope not...

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FYL for thinking that I was serious. I know that you can't hear sarcasm over the Internet, but come on. And if someone accidentally bumped into me, I wouldn't want to take revenge. That person didn't stand there and think, "Oh, it'll be funny if I bump into Tequilamockngbrd and knock her over! This will be the best prank ever, tee-hee!" If they DID think that, though, yeah, I'd probably bump them back a bit. :] Also, how did my comment get called out when Mercy's "advice" is right under mine? So unfair.

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  jchansfan  |  0

Haha to be clear, I just attacked your advice beacuse I thought it was funny just picturing someone actually doing what i suggested in my comment. Attacking someone for bumping them. not beacuse i actually took you seriously. As for Mercy, hers wasn't up when I started writing... Plus I know not to mess with Mercy... o_O lol :P

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  asafetybuzz  |  0

i'm pretty sure eyelashes never grow back. i mean, correct me if i'm wrong. but when i was younger, i had really thick eyelashes. when i started wearing makeup, i used mascara like nobody's business and lost some of my eyelashes because of it. i mean, i still have eyelashes, but they're not as thick as they used to be. and my cousin lost his eyelashes for some reason when he was young and now he has no eyelashes at all! OP: fyl indeed. people look funny with no eyelashes. :(

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You know, I wasn't totally sure about that either. I'm pretty sure they grow back. You lose and re-grow eyelashes all the time. I'm not sure if they grow back nicely when they're all ripped out at once though, so OP miiight be out of luck, or he might be fine. Your guess is as good as mine.

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  iamafish  |  0

#18: by your logic, hair doesn't grow back either. i'm pretty sure hair never grows back then since most people start out with a decent amount of hair, but when they get older eventually they have almost no hair left. To prove it: I know someone who lost their hair for some reason and now they have no hair at all! Oh wait, maybe hair does grow back, but some people just lose it at a higher rate than the rate at which it grows back... hm...

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  irishdancer  |  0

Eyelashes do grow back. My sister's friend's mom was using an eyelash curler and rested her elbow on a table and it slipped and her eyelashes came out, but they grew back.

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  quarty165  |  0

#18, eyelashes do grow back. I was curious about it once so I looked it up. There's a certain disease you can have where they won't grow back, but otherwise they will. now, they might not be as long... and #31 didn't have to be such a jerk about it.

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  34dah00d  |  0

ummm yeah .......welll unles they say srry but if they dnt u have the right to ur revenge but i hope ur grlfrend said srry or its time to break up!

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  Kgirl2cute  |  6

idiot, I don't have eyelashes, and I'm not going to go into details, but they DO grow back. duh. they're just like hair.. and fingernails.. and toenails.. they're infinite. But you know how waxing lasts longer than shaving because you rip the actual roots out? that's the problem. they'll take longer to grow back if pulled out.

By  KingHumanity  |  0

Fake. Pulling duct tape from your eyelids is nowhere near the same as from your arms. Serious damage would be done. The eyes are the most delicate organs in the body. Any human being with IQ more than that of a rat knows better.

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